Steve and Tony had been sitting on the couch as usual for Saturday afternoon in the living room, when Clint happened. He jumped down from a vent, and
Anded nearly on top of Tony.
"Well hi there." Tony said pushing him off. Clint snitched some popcorn from his bowl.
"Sooo?" He drug the word out. "Have you guys fondued? Steve sputtered In embarasment shoving his head behind Tony's back pillow while Tony laughed.
"Well Barton? I have to question why you want to know. Ceiling Clint!" (A/N ceiling cat. Look it up.) Clint's feathers ruffled in response.
(Get it? Of course you get it.)
"I do not watch you two fondue. I have a life" Tony smiled creepily.
"Yeah, loke stalking Jeremy Renner's social media accounts" Clint flipped him the bird. (The bird flipped him the bird, isn't that bird-on-bird a use?)
Tony grasped at his chest in fake hurt.
"Hey! I keep your feathered ass off of the street and this is how you repay me? Bad manners Legolas." Clint hummed in response, before standing on the bad of the couch and pulling himself up into the vent.
"If my ass is feathery, than you have iron balls." Clint called from the vent before tossing a spider hanging from a spiderweb down onto Tony. Tony shrieked and squished Steve's head in an attempt to get it off. Clint's mad cackle could be heard as he made his way through the ventilation.
"YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT ROBIN HOOD!!!" Tony shouted after killing the spider. "YOU WILL PAY DEARLY!!!" Steve sat up and looked at Tony like he was nuts.
"How did I miss that much, hiding under a pillow?" He asked incredulously. Tony shrugged.
"Oh the power of fondue." Steve chuckled weakly, trying not to blush again.
A/N hey! I kno, I know, Steve was not much of a character in this chapter. But I loved it and I hope you do too. Thx! Tonya😎
