(Title a stupid play on the song 'the kids are not alright' is anyone amused?)
Tony promised Robin Hood revenge. And seeing as he was finally off of his crutches, he decided now was the time. Tip toeing sneakily, Tony made his way down the hall to Clint's room. He peeked in the crack, watching Clint fiddle with an arrow. He had headphones on, which explained how Tony had gotten so far
"Gotcha birdie." Tony said. Tony knew Clint was just as afraid of snakes as he was of spiders. It's not like the garden snake in Tony's hands would hurt the hawk, it would just scare the crap out of him.
Tony cracked open the door a tiny bit and let the snake onto the floor. He threw a piece of meat onto Clint's foot, a risky move on Tony's behalf. Barton didn't seem to feel it, so Tony chucked another piece on his lap. No reaction. See that his work was done, Tony turned to leave. He had been training that snake to go wherever the food was for months, it would climb up Clint's leg very soon.
"Hey Tony." Steve said as Tony plopped down next to him. Steve knew the look on Tony's face.
"What did you do." There was no inflection in Steve's voice that suggested the phrase to be a question, just flat words. Tony raised his hands innocently.
"Who said I did it?" Suddenly, there was a loud crash and a scream.
"WHAT THE HELL MAN?!?! STAAAAAAAARK!!!" The two men could hear Barton's footsteps thundering down the hallway.
"Kiss me." Tony said to Steve. Steve looked confused.
"Why?"
"Need to look busy, kiss me!" Just as their lips touched, Clint burst into the room.
"Who put the snake in my room, I'm gonna- oh, gross." Barton closed his eyes and felt his way out of the room. He yelled back through the door.
"You can't suck face every time you see me Tony! I will find you alone and shoot you in the ass with my Viagra arrows!" Steve and Tony broke apart.
"Viagra arrows?" Steve said. Tony shrugged.
"I was drunk!"
"Were you drunk when you titled the file on me project boner alert?" Tony covered his ears.
"Lalalalalaaaaaa. You're captain America the pure you did not just say boner alert!!!" Steve chuckled and kissed Tony softly.
"You're cute stark."
"Shut up Rogers"
A/N. So that took a long time to update. I have another chapter in mind, and then the finale. Thanks for waiting people!
Tony.😎
