the woods

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Its 7:00p.m and we are all in the woods making sure we have all the things we need. "Ok sooooo what do we do now?","Well we split into groups fucking duh." Cartman says in a crabby tone. "Ok, but who is going in what group?", "Well I'm ok with dealing with Butters, Clyde, and tweek." Tolkien mumbles. "Ok well then it's settled group 1 will be: Tweek, Tolkien, Clyde, and me. And group 2 will be: Jimmy, Craig, Cartman, Stan,and Kyle." Butters says confidently. Kyle scoffs at the fact that he's in a group with Cartman. "L-look pals I-I-I have T-t-t-oooo to go. My mom i-is making m-m-my favorite." Jimmy says while walking away right after he said that. "Well now are groups are equal." Craig sarcastically says.
Time skip
(Butter's POV)
I decided to break the silence in the group,"Well fellas now that we have separated where do we want to go?","Well I don't know but the video did say that we shouldn't go to the darkest part of the woods which means we should." Clyde blurts out. "No it means we shouldn't go there idiot." Tolkien says in response to Clyde's stupidity. " No, I swear now in days when someone says to not do something you do it duhhh." Clyde says while shaking his head. Tolkien and Clyde start bickering about whether they should go or not and while that happens I look over to see Tweek freaking out. I try to go over to him so I can comfort him but everything goes dizzy and I face plant onto the ground. The  last thing I heard was Tweek saying," Butters are you there? Are you ok? Butters?"
(Kyle's POV)
We start walking and chatting only to be interrupted by Cartman screaming randomly just to annoy everyone. "Shut the fuck up fatty." Craig snaps at Cartman. Cartman fake crys and whines. We all role our eyes and just ignore him (he hates when we do that) we here a loud thud followed by frantic screaming asking if Butters was okay. Stan says that he will check on them and we just kinda stayed there until he got back even though Cartman wanted to leave so badly. Stan ended up coming back 20 minutes later. So apparently butters passed out on the floor for some random reason and they were trying to get him to wake up. He eventually woke up and couldn't remember what was happening, but they caught him up and now he is fine. We continue on our journey throwing insults at Cartman here and there. Can't wait until we actually see this so called Slenderman.

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