Karl Heisenberg x Male reader

Funny story....Right?....LAUGH

Heisenberg: Whenever Maranda 1st got your friends to come back after the...incident... she made it her personal job to make their lives hell
Y/N: Friends?

Heisenberg: Yes...Kerosene Blake and Ethan Winters... But the day we finally managed to capture them Kerosene was the one who decided to take fault although we knew it was the both of them, but Maranda went for Puppet because she was insistent and Maranda knew she could use Ethan or something of Ethan's later on... Therefore Ethan was let go and Kerosene was reborn as Reaper...
Y/N: Your still not explaining the fight, and what do you mean reborn?
Heisenberg: Chill out..Don't get your panties in a twist Princess I'm getting there... The thing is Kerosene has been dead for over a year now. We had a ceremony that requires her heart so Maranda ripped it outta them and kept it in a box ever since. It isn't beating but it is still considered a weakness to Puppet.
Y/N: Wait.. so.. Kerosene isn't Kerosene?

Heisenberg: Yes and no... You see Maranda uses Puppet through Reaper, so you can say your Kerosene is also Maranda. Which is why she is so powerful compared to the rest of us whenever she is in her Reaper form. The fight was because something in her asylum that she gained through the rebirth. In her asylum you are able to experience their personal memories. Let's just say there was one section that she didn't want anyone to go in because whatever she feels in the memory so does her victim. I stupidly disobeyed her and went in while she was gone and... well... it was off-limits for a reason non the less..
Y/N: What was it?

Heisenberg: That's something I'd rather not say for Puppet's well being. Sorry not sorry. I will say it was painful for the both of us to experience. I may not know Puppet as well as you do but I still feel bad for what happened.... Clears throat .... Uh.. Anyway... After she pulled me out we got into an argument... I yelled at her for doing something that stupid.. She yelled at me for not listening to her.. Then I pushed her, and she pushed me. We ended up physically fighting one another for hours on end. There was blood everywhere when we finished. We made a deal to one another after that day, and it was that she won't harm herself like that ever again, and I wasn't allowed in the asylum unless I was asked to go over there.
Y/N: ...harm...herself?...
Heisenberg: Shit-.. I said to much-... Please don't tell Puppet I told you any of this.. Blame Maranda or Puppet's big bitch of a girlfriend...
Lady Dimitrescu: Sneezes ...Who's talking shit about me...
Heisenberg: I'm sorry for everything that I told you even though it's not really my fault...
Y/N: Mhmmm...

Heisenberg: ... Well uh... maybe you should get some rest.. I'll see myse-
Y/N: What is going to happen to Kerosene?...
Heisenberg: Oh..Uh.. I think I've worried you enough tonight hehe..
Y/N: stands angrily TELL ME
Heisenberg: Shocked Wow..I didn't know you had that in ya Princess..
Y/N: Stop with the stupid Fucking name calling and tell me
Heisenberg: Sir yes sir
Y/N: Sits back down
Heisenberg: Whenever Puppet disobeys or hides something from Maranda.. Maranda puts her on "trial" to see if she needs to be punished harshly or if it's not needed at all. The jury is full of unfair idiots who keep adding things to the list that she does so she will always end up with the harsh punishment. Just because they want to see your friend suffer.

Y/N: I'm pretty sure you have been to a trial, so tell me what happens exactly.
Heisenberg: I've been to many sadly.. Though some of the times I was there I managed to save her.. Except for two times... The 1st trial was when Puppet was helping a enemy sneak around the Village. That one I wasn't able to save her because that was strictly prohibited... Not even I would have gotten away with it.. Her punishment for that was being chained up and beaten for weeks.. She wasn't even able to get medical attention for her wounds. She just had to sit there in the dark on a cold floor bleeding out and getting beaten by the hour.. The 2nd time... was today ... I'm not sure what will happen to her... I was surprised when she walked in.. I didn't think Maranda would've let Puppet come by and actually check on you. I do know that she will be punished later on though. I don't know how or when but it will be soon and brutal....

Y/N: tears streaming down face Thank you..for telling me Lord Heisenberg
Heisenberg: Uh..Sure.. Anytime kid-. And you can call me Karl...
Y/N: I-... Your...name.is. KARL?!
Heisenberg: 🧍‍♂️YEA SO WHAT!??!!
Y/N: HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA
Heisenberg: SHUT UP I TAKE IT BACK
Y/N: NOPE YOU CAN'T KARL IT IS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Heisenberg: chuckles Omfg what the fuck ever. At least your laughing again you damn idiot..
Y/N: Mmmmmm- Yea... I guess so Karl
Heisenberg: Stop mocking asshole your name is almost as stupid
Y/N: Yea right Hobo man in your dreams giggles and yawns I think Imma try to get some sleep...

Heisenberg: Good deal.. If you need me just press a button or some shit I'll probably come down.
Y/N: Probably?
Heisenberg: Yea my presence isn't always guaranteed.. That's why people consider it a blessing..
Y/N: rolls eyes
Heisenberg: Anyways.. Good night pretty boy.. I'll see you in the morning...
Y/N: Night...

Y/N didn't get much sleep that night because he was thinking about Kerosene being in danger. He tossed and turned just at the thought of her. The times he did fall asleep he would see flashes of Kerosene being hurt, and he finally had enough and went to the button Heisenberg mentioned and pressed it hoping he would show up. "Please.." Y/N muttered to himself continuously pushing the button. "I don't want to be alone right now.."

Heisenberg: I'm here.. I'm here.. Chill out, and tell me what's wrong.
Y/N: I don't want to be alone after what you told me, so can you please stay here until I fall asleep?
Heisenberg: Do you want me to read you a bedtime story while I'm at it?
Y/N: Haha really funny asswipe
Heisenberg: Sorry just trying to lighten the mood..

Heisenberg walked Y/N back to his bed and sat there next to him as he fell asleep. Some time passes by and while Heisenberg was sitting next to the bed he felt something on his hand. It was Y/N's hand...Heisenberg was in awe but liked the way it felt, so he grabbed Y/N's hand and held it tight flustered and hooked to the feeling.

The next morning Y/N woke up with his hand still tangled in Heisenberg's. Y/N was also flustered at the sight and feeling, but loved it. Heisenbergs eyes were closed but he wasn't asleep because he's one of those frat boys. Of course Y/N didn't know this and tried to take his hand away but Heisenberg grabbed it again and held it tighter. What did Y/N do you may ask? Nothing. He stayed there still and silent.