Karl Heisenberg x Male reader

A Deadly Introduction

I'm Y/n and I have H/c, and E/c. I'm going to be here in the village for a couple of months visiting my friend who is the guard for Mother Maranda herself. I'm talking about my bestie Kerosene.. She is 5'7 , so a little shorter than me in this case. She has white hair and her eyes change color depending on her mood. When she isn't with Maranda she is with Lady Dimitrescu, and when she isn't with Lady she is with Lord Karl Heisenberg. When I 1st got here I was taken to him by the Lycans, and we hit it of from the start..
"What brings you here trespasser?" Says Heisenberg. "Oh.. I just decided to take a stroll around the village ya know. It looks beautiful by the way love what y'all have done to the place" I reply.
Heisenberg: Are you getting smart with me runt?
Y/N: So what if I am?
Heisenberg: I don't like smart mouth idiots
Y/N: Awwwww that's so sad.. Why don't you love yourself?
Heisenberg: He grabs a knife I'd shut that pretty little mouth of yours if you want to keep it
Y/N: So you think I'm pretty I smirk
Heisenberg: He swings the knife back ready to stab Y/N
Kerosene: HEY HEY HEY Grabs knife and eyes turn red
Heisenberg: Rolls eyes
Kerosene: That's not a way to treat our guests . I've taught you to keep your hands to yourself. Eyes go back to normal
Heisenberg: You know this idiot?
Kerosene: Of course I do this is my best friend Y/N. We've known each other since 6th grade.
Heisenberg: Looks at Y/n
Y/n: Smirks and winks
Heisenberg: Now that you mention it I can see why you two are friends
Kerosene: Yea I guess-........Now time for a real introduction smiles
Heisenberg: Who said I wanted to get acquainted
Kerosene: I did now introduce yourself or I'll call Lady to help me teach you manners again.
Heisenberg: Whatever Puppet...I'm Lord Karl Heisenberg, but you can just call me Lord Heisenberg.
Y/n: I'm Y/N L/N, but that one calls me My Prince points at Kero
Kerosene: Smiles and winks Now that that's over time to show you around My Prince Curtsies
Y/n: I'm right behind you love

Y/n and Kerosene then walk out of the factory and back to the Village. They were deciding on which lord to visit next. Kerosene said Maranda is to busy and that she doesn't want Y/n to meet her at all. Kerosene then began to list off the other lords, so there was Donna and Angie, Moreu, and Lady Dimitrescu and her Daughters. Y/n didn't want to meet Moreu unless he was the one to walk up to him himself only because he was afraid that Moreu would throw up on him which is understandable. So they went to meet Donna and Angie.

Kerosene: Ok so before you meet them are you ok with being drugged
Y/n: Not really-
Kerosene: To bad

They both enter Donna and Angie's mansion. There where lots of dolls and figures covering the mansion walls. Y/n was told to sit and wait for Kerosene to come back after looking for Angie or Donna. He was getting a little creeped out by all of the dolls at 1st but got used to it the more he had to wait. Then he blinked and a doll in what looks like a wedding dress made it's appearance in the chair right in front of him. He was confused and thought Kero was playing with him, but his thoughts quickly changed one the doll began to speak.

Y/n: Uhhh.. Kerosene! There's a weird ass doll here that appeared from thin air! Are you messing with me bro!?
Angie: slowly looks up at Y/n
Y/n: AYO!? U ARE PUNT-ABLE YOU KNOW SO CHOOSE YOUR NEXT MOVE WISELY!?!?
Angie: New friend?
Y/n: WHA- What?
Angie: Kero said you're a new friend
Y/n: Ummmmmm
Kerosene: panting and out of breath sorry I got stuck with the baby. I keep forgetting that the hallucinogenics work on me when I'm down stairs. Oh there you are Angie!
Y/n: 🧍‍♂️
Y/n: This? This is Angie?
Kerosene: Yea, and that's Donna points behind
Y/n
Donna: Behind Y/n
Y/n: AHHHHH WTF!?!?
Donna: Sorry-
Kerosene : Eh your fine love
Y/n: WHAT!? SHE DAMN NEAR GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK AND SHE JUST GETS AWAY WITH IT!?!?
Kerosene: Who?
Y/n: SHE DI-
Kerosene: Asked?
Y/n: Bi-
Kerosene: Y/n meet Donna gestures to Donna and of course Angie gestures to Angie
Donna: Nice to meet you Mr. Y/n my apologies for startling you- hold out hand
Y/n: Nice to meet you too Lord Donna Shakes Donnas hand
Donna: smiles
Angie: Clears throat Hello and nice to meet you too Mr. Y/N I hope you like it here in the village
Y/n: Thanks
Kerosene: Alright loves we are off to meet Lady and the girls next
Angie: Awwwww leaving so soon?
Kerosene: Yea sorry love, but we can have our tea party later. Y/n can joint because he also likes tea right Y/n.
Y/n: I thought you like coff- ACK
Kerosene: elbowed Y/n We will be seeing you two later Grabs Y/n and drags him out
Donna: He seems nice
Angie: I bet you 30 bucks he's gay
Donna: Make it 50
Angie: Deal
Donna and Angie: Shakes on it

Kerosene and Y/n are going back to the Village while Y/n is yelling at Kerosene for elbowing him in the stomach. "BRO I WASN'T GONNA LET YOU RUIN HER FUN LIKE THAT" yelled Kerosene "I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS RuINinG HeR FUn" yelled Y/n. They kept at it up until they finally made it back to the main part of the village. Now they are off to meet the last lord of the day before they are off to mess around for the rest of the night.

Kerosene: OK OK OK before anything that's about to happen at all you gotta promise not to saaaaay shit...Ight?
Y/n: Ok?
Kerosene: Exhales My Love!! I'm back!!
Y/n: gasp you got yourself a little girlfriend ay?
Kerosene: Well..
Lady Dimitrescu: opens the door
Lady Dimitrescu: Little is far from the truth
Y/n: mouth wide open
Kerosene: Yeaaaa- meet my girlfriend Lord Alcina Dimitrescu. Lady Dimitrescu for short of course smirks
Y/n: It's very nice to meet you M'lady Holds out hand
Lady Dimitrescu: Nice to meet you too Mrrrrr?
Y/n: Y/n! Y/n L/n
Lady Dimitrescu: What a lovely name Mr. Y/n
Y/n: Thank you!

They all went inside and chatted for awhile. Lady brought out the wine and she called the girls down to meet Y/n. Bela, Cassandra, and Daniela were happy to see Kerosene, but each time they even set their eyes on Y/n they immediately wanted to hurt him. Once all of that was over Y/n and Kerosene went to Kero's room to talk about where Y/n would stay for the night.

Kerosene: I don't think staying here would be the best idea Y/n
Y/n: What? Why?
Kerosene: The girls get blood thirsty when they are around you, and I don't want you to get hurt.
Y/n: I guess that's a valid reason. Cassandra tried to bite me a few times already anyways. I let my ego take over and convinced myself it was cuz imma snack
Kerosene: rolls their eyes and giggles you're an idiot
Y/n: giggles hypocrite
Kerosene: I know 💅
Y/n: Anyways.. Where will I be staying then?
Kerosene: Well I'm definitely not letting you near Maranda. You don't want to deal with Moreu and even if you wanted to his habitat is on life support anyways. You can't sleep here tonight cuz of the girls...
Y/n: Why are you stating the obvious?
Kerosene: process of elimination duh..Chile anyways... so now we gotta choose between Donna and Angie or Heisenberg
Y/n: I don't know love both are pretty iffy-
Kerosene: True but it's either the mansion with the hallucinogenics and the creepy ass dolls, or the hobo lookin mechanic man who almost stabbed you this morning for being a smart ass
Y/n:Lord Heisenberg it is-..