Stories that I'll probably never finish

JJK x male reader

As he was walking trough the street, many people stopped and stared at him. Admiring his beauty and length. He was not the height of the average male in Japan. 'Where is he from?' wondered most people. He was about 2 meters tall, with h/c hair. His eyes were hidden by sunglasses, I mean, it was summer after all. But this person was a foreigner, that was sure.

[first person]

'man, I could really use something to drink' I thought as I was walking trough the street. 'All these people are looking at me. Do I look weird? Is it that obvious that I'm not human?' As I was walking I walked past a coffee shop. "I don't really like coffee, but let's see if they sell ice tea or something." And with that said, I walked inside. I had to kind of duck, because the door wasn't really that big.

When I was inside people started looking at me again. But I ignored them and just looked at the menu. 'Ah shit, they don't have any cold drinks here that I like' I tried to avoid eye contact and tried to walk out of there, until I saw some curses sitting there at a table. I stopped to look at them. One had long black hair and a scar on his forehead. He was kind of attractive. The other had a weird volcano on his head. I guess they were talking about something exiting, because the volcano dude started exploding.

'Godverdomme, did he really have to burn that man alive?' I started walking towards them, and as i did more people started catching fire. The black haired dude looked kind of surprised when I started walking towards them, not minding the people dying. When I got close enough that he could hear me I started talking to him. "hey man, do you know any shops where they sell good cold drinks? I'm getting really hot, and your friend over here isn't helping." His eyes widened a bit. "sorry, I don't. I don't come here often so I can't help you." "well, that's a shame. We should leave this place though. Your friend is burning it down." I started walking away from them but the volcano dude stopped me. "Wait! How can you see me? You're one of those jujutsu sorcerers aren't you?" That was funny, me? a sorcerer? Don't make me laugh. But he did, I started laughing. "hahahaha, what a funny joke." He looked confused. "You'd really think I'd be one of those ugly bitches? They stole something from me. And I'm taking revenge." "What did they steal? And who stole it?" The black haired guy said. "They stole something very important to me, and the one who stole it? That Gojo guy was on vacation in my country, and he decided it was a good idea to steal from me." The volcano guy seemed pretty impressed, and actually believed it was some kind of heirloom. "What did that guy steal then? A sword? An heirloom?" "He stole my fucking friekandelbroodje."

"Your what?"