genshin x kpop x dsmp fan wlw smut bc yall are the most fruity, fucking gayest..

another because gay

whalecum back bitches😋

this ones a fucking genshin x dsmp so ahaa

a lot of praising, only and complete gentleness, A LOT of wholesome shit, smuff/flut, frenemies having sex, vanilla once again(bro this isnt bdsm porn), virgin x nonvirgin(STOP IM SORRY I JUST LOVE THAT IDEA AND PLUS IT MAKES THE SMUT 100x MORE GOOD), fingering, descriptive, guess thats all

this one was requested(?)

reminder dont fetishize wlw please this is all satire and pls dont harass anyone <33

this one is seriously wholesome so if you cry then cry to me

Dsmp fan: Avalynn
Genshin fan: Michelle

i spend about 5 to 10 minutes thinking about the fucking names

i will never forgive myself not only for THAT list but this too/ooc

honestly based off of a dream i had yesterday

word count: 2036

Avalynn was a pretty weird girl when it comes to minecraft. She has a huge love for it. Since ever she saw it as a child to today when she's 25, she loves it. Her best friend however, Michelle, has a other interest. She likes the more lovely seeming games. She likes adorable home, other games that have a pretty aura to it. Especially Genshin Impact. She loves that game and plays it for hours.

And here the both are. It was a Friday night, summer break from jobs and also the both finally reunited again. And on the first meet up in like 2 years, they chose to drink wine and gossip, which honestly wasn't that bad of an idea considering the two were on good terms. The both were sitting on the bed.

"Then suddenly that girl came up to me and started ranting about how my clout goggles were 'too dream smp like', like dude is that even a word? What kind of crack was she on?!,,
"I have no idea but that is fucking hilarious.,,

Michelle chuckled as she sipped the glass of wine. Avalynn giggled at the girl, sipping onto the glass as well. Michelle tilted her head to the side, fondling with her glass as she listened closely to Avalynn rambling.

"She could have legit said anything else, but it seems every Dream anti is obsessed with Dream more than the dreamsexuals themselves.,,
"Don't say that, I don't think dream antis draw such things of Dream... Right?,,
"You wouldn't last a second on twitter, Avalynn. Poor little you, hah.,,

The both chuckled. Avalynn felt a bit scared considering the fact she didn't like such things at all, and she did find it strange. But she definitely agreed with Michelle, oh most definitely. Dream antis are obsessed with that man.

"You and your stupid Dream smp things are obnoxious. Have no idea what you find interesting in them.,,
"Oh I dunno, maybe it's just my childhood, you idiot?,,
"Don't get heated. Just accept Genshin is always better than that stupid ass smp full of problematic people who did fucked up shit.,,
"So were gonna ignore all the accusations of the creator of your game?,,

She bit back at Michelle, raising the tension between them which only made it worse. Michelle rolled her eyes and looked back at the girl once again, completely angry and annoyed at her reaction now. She lowered her wine glass and tilted her head up slightly.

"Avalynn, I said it once and I'll say it again, don't get heated. I'm not gonna be the one crying when a certain someone snaps. So keep down, fucker.,,
"You wanna go?! I'm not scared of you!,,

Avalynn stood up on her knees, trying to assert dominance. Michelle scoffed, sipping onto her glass once again. She giggled in a mocking manner, and Avalynn was irritated by that.