And so it was the day of the wedding. Naruto walked Sasuke down the aisle with a high, disappointed expression. He gave Sasuke away and then tripped on his black wedding dress.
"I bought a black dress to match my soul."
"Oh Sasuke, you're so hot."
"Do you take this-" the priest was interrupted quickly by an angered Orochimaru, who killed him on the spot.
"I don't need a blessing to marry you, my darling Sasuke. It doesn't matter if you cheated on me with Naruto." Naruto was giving birth on the front pew as he said this.
"I will love you forever. Let's kiss, Sasuke!"
"OBJECTION!" A loud, high pitched female voice rang throughout the chapel.
"Who would DARE interrupt me and my honey-boo's wedding?" Sasuke growled.
"Me."
Kabuto walked down the aisle slowly, hands behind his back. "I love Orochimaru more than you will EVER love him, Sasuke."
Sasuke scoffed. "I find that very hard to believe, considering you had no plot relevance throughout his entire arc, and was simply there for the purpose of filler"
Kabuto died.
Sasuke and Orochimaru kissed, then threw Naruto's baby off of a cliff.
They are now married with 5 snake babies and the corpse of Sakura lying in their refrigerator 🥰
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Orochimaru's Surprise (Sasuke x Orochimaru)
FanfictionOne day Sasuke saw Orochimaru was missing and called him on his iCarly phone and Orochimaru said he was getting a surprise. What will the surprise be? Find out next time on Lizard Oval X. guys this is completely satire 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻don't cancel me
