[ 53 ]After the stand-in brought the president and the white moonlight home, the two drank for another round.
The two were really drunk now and started talking nonsense.
White moonlight: I don't want to work hard, I don't want to go to work, I just want to be a young grandma."
President: "I want to be a puppy."
The stand-in listened to the two of them going crazy while doing the questions quietly.
After the two went crazy, they came to the stand-in again, and they just wanted to guide the stand-in to do the question.
White moonlight boasted about Harvard, and asked the stand-in to go to Harvard.
The president said, let the stand-in win the Nobel Prize in mathematics.
But what the stand-in wants most is that the two of them are quiet.
After a long commotion, the two finally fell down beside the stand-in as if the power was cut off and fell asleep.
The stand-inbreathed a sigh of relief and covered the two of them with a quilt.
While helping the president cover the quilt, the president suddenly opened his eyes again.
The president looked at the substitute and said, "You, don't be a programmer."
The stand-in comforts: "Okay, I won't."
The president was relieved and sighed, "You don't look like him without your hair styled." [nog sure what this meant]
[ 54 ]
Both of them fell asleep, and the stand-in was afraid that something would happen to them in the middle of the night, so he didn't dare to sleep casually, so he could only read a book on the side.
He was really sleepy at night, he thought that the two of them should be fine, so he planned to go back to the room.
The movement when he got up actually woke the president, who opened his eyes and held the stand-in's hand.
Stand-in: ?
The president looked around, suddenly stood up, picked up the stand-in and put him on the sofa.
Obviously still drunk, the stand-in is not afraid of what he does, just curious about what he wants to do.
He saw that the president take all the pillows on the sofa over to the stand-in, and when it finished, it was not enough, he even pulled a small blanket to cover the stand-in, covering the avatar tightly.
After covering up, he breathed a sigh of relief and fell asleep in front of the sofa.
It's like a stupid dog who hides his baby in the kennel to sleep peacefully.
[ 55 ]
The next day, the president and white moonlight woke up with unbearable headaches. The moment they opened their eyes, they saw each other, and they were both shocked, and quickly checked their clothes.
The clothes are still intact, and the plot of drunkenness fortunately did not appear.
It seems like something happened yesterday, but they can't remember anything. When they asked the stand-in, the stand-in said nothing.
The two breathed a sigh of relief.
White moonlight: "My wine tolerance has always been good."
President: "Mere alcohol can't control me."
Having said that, when the stand-in looked at them with pity, the two immediately glanced each other and interrogated the stand-in in private.
In the end, the stand-in earned two sums of hush money, swearing never to tell the rendezvous of the old grandma and the puppy.
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