[ 1 ]While others were determined to become scientists and astronauts, the stand-in has other future aspirations.
He wanted to find a job with more money, but less work hours, and it should be close to home.
He didn't expect a job like this to arrive at his feet.
On the way home, he met a man with the aura of 'I'm a domineering president'. The man looked surprised when he saw stand-in. Less than ten minutes later, a black-clothed bodyguard invited him to meet the President.
Stand-in went to meet this boss.
During the meeting, the other party [president] was very straightforward, and directly explained the intention of the invitation.
The president wanted to "keep" him.
Stand-in thought the reasoning for this.
Was he good looking? He is good-looking, but not stunning enough to make a domineering president fall in love with him at first sight.
What skills does he have? Maybe the overbearing president is seeking for talent? Presumably not. When the overbearing president saw the him, he was standing on the side of the road, eating popsicles with a stupid look on his face.
In conclusion, he must look like someone the overbearing president couldn't have.
Sure enough, the domineering president saw that he was silent, and told him that he looked a lot like an old friend.
That was it.
He told the president that he needed to think about it, left his phone number with the president and left.
On the third day, the president called to question him about his answer, and he said, "Okay."
And so, his new job began.
[ 2 ]
On the day of signing the contract with the president, the stand-in had a lot of demands.
"I want to work in your company, I must have five insurances and a housing fund."
"The monthly salary must not be lower than the average starting salary of 985 college freshmen in first-tier cities." The stand-in said, "I will only work eight hours a day, overtime will be paid with extra money, and if you have me go out for business, you will have to pay extra for business trips."
The president hastily agreed, giving him twice the average starting salary and work hours every day from 7:00 am to 9:00 am, and from 7:00 pm to 1:00 am.
"It's okay to call and text, but you must give me money to rent a house nearby."
"If there is no chauffeur to pickup, transport funds must also be paid."
"You will live in my house." The president interrupted him, "I don't like my people running around."
"Okay, but during non-office hours, I can do whatever I want at home, and you must not interfere." The stand-in said, "and you must let me go out to get once a week for some fun."
The president agreed to take a day off, but this day should be fall on a weekday, and not on a weekend.
The president said: "I don't like outsiders entering my house. You will live in the house and you will have to take care of the cleaning of the house."
"No problem." The stand-in said, "I will clean during work hours, if you don't want me to clean in front of you, you have to pay for overtime. "
"Okay." The president asked, "Is there anything else?"
"Oh, we have to get a full body check up every year." The stand-in said seriously, "After all, we don't want to get sick, and we can feel at ease with each other."
"Okay."
"I still need to study." The stand-in said, "I can't go out, so you have to pay a part of the cost of my online course registration."
"Okay."
"Hire me once a year, and you must raise my salary for renewal," said the stand-in. "My part is over. If you have any demands, please say them now."
[ 3 ]
The president nodded indifferently, picked up a piece of paper, and a pen and lowered his head to write.
He wrote a few points, revised a few more, and finally pushed it in front of the stand-in: "That's all."
1. Don't laugh in front of me.
2. During the period of the contract, both parties must not romantically interact with other people or have sex.
3. In all occasions where I am present, act according to my rules.
4. Dress according to my likings.
Looking at these requirements, the substitute almost laughed. That's it? The first item is the legendary "you don't look like him when you smile". It turns out that such a person really exists.
"Okay." The stand-in also nodded indifferently.
"After that, my secretary will hand over the formal contract to you. Sign it if you have no problem." The president stood up.
"It's a pleasure to work with you," said the stand-in.
In this way, the substitute joined the company of the president, and his position was assistant.
Five insurances and one housing fund, single day off per week, 20 days of paid annual leave per year.
Food, lodging, transportation and studies paid for, and a full-body physical examination once a year.
[ Glossary ]
Stand-in : replacement for someone else.
The stand-in doesn't have a name yet, nor does the president!
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