Dr. Two-Brains: I can't believe you didn't tell us S.K.U.L. was going to be there!
Aidoneus (Golden Brain): What would have been the point? You didn't tell me about your little plan to dethrone me, now did you?
Dr. Two-Brains: Well, I---
Melvinborg: Who cares that he was planning to "dethrone you"?! All that matters was that S.K.U.L. was here and you dIdN't TeLl Us BeFoRe YoU jUsT sTaRtEd ShOoTiNg PeOpLe!
Aidoneus (Golden Brain): Alright, fine. I get it. You've been feeling overworked lately, seven people died---
Melvinborg: Twelve, actually.
Aidoneus (Golden Brain): Fine, twelve--- that's not the point. Look, they're dead now and really, whose fault was that?
Dr. Two-Brains, pointing at Aidoneus: It was yours!
Aidoneus (Golden Brain): That's right; no one's.
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Funny story: Dr. Two-Brains and Melvinborg work under Aidoneus as heads of different criminal departments at VILLAIN CON, which is like Comic-Con but not and everyone does crimes because why not. (Dr. Two-Brains is the head of the "Fair City Department" and Melvinborg is head of the "Piqua Criminals' Department.) And at one point Dr. Two-Brains made a plan with Wordgirl to rid VILLAIN CON of Aidoneus since he was convinced the cyborg was going insane, but Aidoneus knew about it because smort. Then there were also the agents from the only organisation who wasn't allowed to be there, and Aidoneus was planning to shoot them all.
At one point George, Harold, and Captain Underpants showed up for a random plot point, and they caused a bunch of shit to go down, and a very stressed Melvinborg requested that he get paid for this.
You didn't really need to know all this; it's a work in progress.
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Fanfiction*Starring Melvinborg because he's the best character in the show and you can't convince me otherwise!*
