Melvinborg: You're just like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.
Aidoneus: And that means---
Melvinborg: Just as charming and just as fake.
Aidoneus: I'm pleased to see you think so highly of me. I am rather charming, aren't I?
Melvinborg: No, you stale tamale, that's not what I meant---
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Fanfiction*Starring Melvinborg because he's the best character in the show and you can't convince me otherwise!*
