shrek is walking down the street when suddenly he sees the most beautiful long brown tube he's ever laid eyes on
"omigosh ur so sexy what is ur name i must hath thy bootiful tube" shrek spits out
"oh my thank u i can't believe such a bewutiful thing as yourself couldst possibly be attracted to an ugly lil tube like me but i must have thy greenness nom nom wanna go on a date hoot hoot"
"yuhhhh" shrek moaned
yes! he had finally scored some bitches this was the best day of shreks meager little life
he started to walk home grinning
shrek got into his big ole bed and tried to sleep but visions of that juicy tube he'd seen earlier kept popping up into his big shrexy brain
and then shrek felt something next to him in the bed.....................
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shrek x hooty
Romanceyes what have i done i was once upon a time wholesome and now this >:DD
