shrek slid his big hunky bod beneath the covers, moving his hands around in the bed until he felt something round and hard
oooooooooo! was it hooty's-
nope
it was lord farquad
"hey baby boy want some dessert" lord farquad seduced (OH NO PLOT TWIST SHREK ALREADY HAD A BOYFRIEND)
"daddy sorry i didst some cheating ima have to break up wich u"
"NOOOOOO MY BABY BOY PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE"
shrek shoved the skinny pale lil body of lord farquad out of his bed and defenestrated it, finally free to fantasize about hootys big fat owl tube
maybe tomorrow hed try crawlin into hootys bed.......................
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shrek x hooty
Romanceyes what have i done i was once upon a time wholesome and now this >:DD
