*******PRESENT DAY*****
At my desk doing my riveting algebra homework, my phone gives a gentle buzz, it can only be whom I assume to be my old pall, roddy even though hes not a famous rock star - so imagine my surprise when the boy who has been on my mind all afternoon's caller ID pop up on my Nokia Brick screen !! ahhhhhhh... "FReGlEy?!?!" Out of sheer shellshock, I happened to fall on my voluptuous gluteus maximus and accidently accept the call !!
'Er, Hello?', His husky voice calls to me
'H-Hi!! Er-Fregley ahaha' I blushed..."How are ya doin' amigoo?" *---Internally screaming---*
"Is there anything wrong with wanting to hear your pretty,little voice...Whats up?"
I NEARLY FAINTED....Why has the school's most SCRUMPTIOUS new golden boy taken an interest in 'what's up' with me????????
I pried my juicy cheeks off the floor and sat in my chair, and attempted to construct a response..."yufdkytdSSTS%EW%HHE''
"Uhhhh... hello...Rowley?"
---I snap out of it - YOU CAN DO IT ROWLEY, 'Yes' I said monotony
'Um, I asked you a question'
'Whats up, oh yeah, errr, nothing', I'm always the expert at playing it cool, and as my mom said - to just be myself, and everyone would like me
"yeah...cool,cool..What are you doing this weekend?...You know the old roller rink is doing a Christmas gig, I heard Loaded Diaper is playing - sick, right ?"
NO, definitely NOT sick - WHY didn't Roderick tell me he would be coming back off of his international tour... I thought we were friends. I guess rockstars don't care about anybody. But still, he has supported me through all of this; his postcards from Scandinavia, the edgy eyeliner and all the ballads of wisdom he provides the nation will return to Plainview shortly uwu. I only hope he won't beat my Greg around too much, but he's made it perfectly clear it's not my job to protect him anymore so I suppose it's Roderick's Rules now.
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'I'm Not Gay, Rowley' - A Wimpy Kid Story
FanficAfter Rowley returns from fat camp with a hot new look, romance ensues with a new kid on the block, Fregley. But what does the jealous Greg really think? And why is he so annoyed by Fregly's flirtatious antics toward his former friend??? Find out mo...
