JUST STRESSED OUT
Hey!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!1 Im back guyz 4 another chaptr :DDDDD Soerry its late !⑈ˆ~ˆ!⑈ Its beecuz i had LOADS of homework and my mum made me CLEAN MY ROOM wtf :///// love u all fans uwuwuwuwu (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
ROWLEY'S POV
*******FLASHBACK*********
*********FAT CAMP********
I'm sweating profusely, and shiver as the Sergeant Major growls down my neck, 'HURRY UP FATTY' like a guardian angel, guiding me towards my greg. I know my goal, and I understand how to get there - after days of crying, I've now realised the only way to obtain my wish *SMOOCHING GREG!!!!* is by making a change, and becoming top dawg B)
After three strenuous weekes of HELL! I have now lost a total of 300 ponds and can now fit into my well deserved swanky JUicy Couture tracksuits which make me feel as confident as Joshie makes me feel... even his poster on the wall will be proud! My fellow comrades won't believe its even me when i waltz into school rocking my fresh bod (even if my disgusting rump wont shift)
Roderick has been writing to me regularly, our conversations are the best. Even though he's a rockstar, he still -and always has- supported me - he taught me to apply eyeliner, always to lower people's expectations, and how to confess my love for his brother. I asked hshshsh to keep our communication a secret from his lil bro, yet always ask about how he's doing. Apparently (according to the music GOD) he has been hitting the gym for gains, and bulking on dino nuggies to get big and strong so he is a meaty beefy boy beefcake.
To impress girls of course.
Despite my apprehensions about debuting my body, I am excited to view his hot bod too...
'GET BACK ON THE SQUATS, LARD ARSE!' snaps me from my stupor - we all know the rule where we do 500 a day. Greg keep sme motivated, and Roderick's letters spur me on, but I shouldn't get my hopes up, and I could start looking for someone new
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'I'm Not Gay, Rowley' - A Wimpy Kid Story
FanficAfter Rowley returns from fat camp with a hot new look, romance ensues with a new kid on the block, Fregley. But what does the jealous Greg really think? And why is he so annoyed by Fregly's flirtatious antics toward his former friend??? Find out mo...
