Sonic was walking down the street when he saw the most handsome man in the world:
President Obama (no last name given)
"Awooga" Sonic said out loud. "He's sooooooooooooooooo hot!!!!"
Lucky for him, Obama heard him and walked over to him.
"What's up babygirl?" Obama asked Sonic
"C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-can w-w-w-w-we k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-kiss???????" Sonic stuttered like the cute little UwU baby he is.
Obama leaned down and the two made out right there.
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