A wild Salmon is my friend Sammy, me and my friend nicknamed him Salmon and so I have decided to make a Fanfiction about him.
Salmon is a very short boy, he is like 13 but looks like a 10 year old who is in 5th grade.
He is very short and ugly and always wears a stupid blue jacket type shit thing, he likes to kick me a lot he's a jackass.
He caused me to bruise a bone in my foot and I couldnt walk, he wears some ugly ass glasses.
Salmon often gets kicked of class pretty quickly, hes not very smart and does a lot of stupid ass shit.
I often feel the urge to just stab him to death, youll never meet someone more annoying then Salmon. If you think your siblings are bad Salmon is way worse.
If you were to ever meet the Wild Salmon, I can reassure you that he will haunt your dreams. The Wild Salmon is ugly as fuck and we risked our cameras to get photographs of the Wild Salmon, it is very rare for you camera to not break when you take photographs of him.
If you were to ever meet a Wild Salmon I feel extremely bad for you. If you were to ever fall in love with one then you might as well kill yourself.
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The Life of A Wild Salmon
HumorA story about my friend named Salmon, its gonna be real good and real funny.
