I know you're fucking lying. This little hoe never in her life is sitting on my dresser eating my fucking chips. Wait a minute how did she even get in here?
"First off how the fuck did you get in here?" I say with sleep still clouding my mind. Lemme rub my eyes and make sure this is actually not a dream. I blink four times and then stare at big headed ass monkey still eating my chips. I immediately get up and snatch my chips out of her hand.
"And second are you out of your minddd?! eating my fucking chips?" I said while dipping my hand in the bag to eat some of MY chips and mugging her.
"Kyyyyyahhh these are my favorite why couldn't you eat the Funyuns or somethinggg?" I ask her whining.
"Aht aht stop, sharing is caring and we got shit to do" she says looking at me.
"well I actually don't care now can I take a quick siesta por favor?" (nap please?)
She says no and walks to my curtains. Ah hell nah I know she is not about to -" Ahhh my eyes." I say falling to the ground being dramatic. I lay here until she starts walking towards me and then I jump up making her scream.
"Ha got that ass" I say laughing.
"So what we doing so I can get an appropriate outfit for today?"
"Are you okay" she says checking my temperature with the back of her hand.
"What girlll yo ass aint never did this before are you sick?"
"nooo, but I knew you would do something stupid so I went to sleep early last night so I could deal with your hyper ass"
"mhmmmm" she says eyeing me suspiciously.
"why you just standing there you came into my house and I cant get no hug bestie?? really is this who we are now??" I say feeling hurt.
She runs and jumps on me knocking me on the floor and I pop her on the head a look at her like she's crazy
"why would you jump on me like that you big ass monkey?" I say laughing and she looks at me poking her lip out.
"I'm not a monkey trick, but anywaysss today we are going to the mall and we're going to complete some challenges I wrote out like last week for us to do." She say standing up and laying in my bed.
"Ouuuu that could be funnn. Alright lemme go get dressed" I say walking to my bathroom."
Time Skip
I ended up throwing on a white Cincinnati Bengals T-shirt with some jeans. When I walk out of the bathroom Ky is sitting on my bed watching Spongebob. (idc idc i love spongebob.)
"You ready to go?"
"Girlll yeah yo ass was in there doing I dont even wanna know."
"shut up, i was getting dressed." I say rolling my eyes.
"With your fat ass forehead." I mutter under my breath.
"My what" she says getting up.
I run as fast as I can to my car before iI realize soemthing...i forgot my keysss! I run to hide behind a bush before Ky comes out and catches me. How the fuck did she even hear me? Never mind I know why she got them big ass elephant ears. I start giggling to myself, but my enjoyable moment is cut short because when I look up Ky is staring right down at me.
"Im sorry bestieeee." I say jumping up and giving her a hug.
"No you're not."
"I really ammm."
"Good then you'll be doing the first dare." She says smiling at me.
She tricked me, that ain't even right. We both start walking to her car since one I don't have my keys, and two its her gassss.
To the Mallll!
Holaaa a todasss (Hello everyoneee) This was just a baby fill in chapter before the mall shenanigans since ya'll had to meet Ky's annoying chip stealing ass.
Kyah Morgan (Ig: Joyriward)
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