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Chapter 25

Chapter 25 [One more]

    Mo Mo looked at the yellow banana in his hand and couldn't calm down for a long time when he wanted to scold his mother.

    She pulled her hand back and... peeled the banana.

    The milky white banana flesh has a greedy aroma.

    This banana is no different from the one in the fruit bowl on the table.

    So this banana... can I cure Li Qian's leg after eating it?

    Not to mention that Li Qian couldn't believe it, Mo Mo couldn't convince himself.

    [The special medicine for paralysis treatment has been distributed. From now on, every morning at 6:00, the system will distribute the special medicine in the form of bananas for a month. If you insist on taking it, the target's legs will be cured. 】

    The system explained it to Mo Mo so coldly, and then pretended to be dead and disappeared.

    All the problems were left to Mo Mo.

    How on earth was she going to convince Li Qian that this banana was his life-saving medicine?

    The most important thing is... how could she let Li Qian eat this banana?

    Mo Mo retracted his gaze and landed on Li Qian's face again.

    Sure enough, this man had a look on his face, "I'm so angry, you still play this joke with me, believe it or not, I'll kill you".

    If you don't enter the tiger's den, how can you get a tiger's son!

    Mo Mo gritted his teeth and handed over the banana again: "Look, I have already peeled it for you."

    "As long as you eat my bananas every day, after a month, you are guaranteed to recover!" After speaking, Mo Mo felt like a Insane, "Don't believe it! I know the doctors say that your leg is not saved, but the gods said it is saved!"

    "This is a banana I specially cultivated using a metaphysical method. The water used to water the banana tree has passed through the Eighty-one tempering, patients take medicine until they are cured, and ordinary people take medicine to prolong their life, which is comparable to the panacea of ​​Taishang Laojun..."

    Uncle Zhang: "This banana should be on the table."

    Maid: "It looks like yes, there were six bananas on the table just now, and now there are only five left."

    Uncle Zhang: "Miss Mo Mo, do you need to contact the psychologist for you?"

    Mo Mo: ...

    "Okay, I know you don't believe it." Mo Mo sighed, "Then I'll tell the truth."

    "I traveled to Yunnan when I was young and accidentally met a witch master. The master said that I had spiritual roots, so he taught me I have a few tricks. In fact, this banana was planted with a Gu, and this magical Gu can open up your second line of Rendu and let you stand up again!"

    Li Qian: ...

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    Mo Mo couldn't think of a way to convince Li Qian.

    She gritted her teeth and made up her mind: then let the facts speak!

    So people in the whole living room thought Mo Mo was a goddess who ran out of a mental hospital. The goddess Mo suddenly moved quickly in front of Li Qian. While he was stunned, he squeezed his chin with one hand and slammed the peeled banana with the other. into his mouth.