I'm telling jokes in abusive texts [Quick wear](MTL)

Chapter 49

Chapter 49 [two more]

    "Or, are you trying to count my marriage with you?"

    Mo Mo really couldn't understand Li Qian's brain circuit.

    "The point is not about marriage, the point is that you have a disaster in your life!" Mo Mo said, "Because your life is about to die in this disaster, you still think about marriage all day long?"

    Li Qian picked it up. Mei, in a good mood: "Well then, I will follow your advice and I will stay away from Shen Yiyi."

    Mo Mo was satisfied, but he always felt that Li Qian was a bit miserable.

    Since she passed through, this kid has missed the first place in the grade again, and the title of the school god is almost rusted. In addition, he was forced to stay away from the heroine again today, he failed in his studies, and he also lost his love...

    that would make him look better. Otherwise, because of his character design, he might not even be able to get the script for the third male lead.

    Mo Mo suddenly felt some sympathy for him, and at the same time was a little worried.

    It seems normal at the moment. What if he suddenly feels that his studies and love have suffered a double blow, and his happiness value suddenly drops?

    So Mo Mo decided not to gloat alone.

    After all, Li Qian was her noble target, and she still had to be nice to him.

    So she suggested: "Do you want to go on a date with me tonight?"

    Li Qian was startled: "Date?"

    "Yes." Mo Mo showed eight teeth, "Take you to do something fun."

    So dinner back.

    Mo Mo took Li Qian to a place where he was happy.

    This is a dimly lit shop with gauze curtains hanging in the entrance hall, and a strong and unique incense smell faintly wafts.

    Li Qian looked up at the store's plaque, and the expression on his face froze -

    Wang's Massage for the Blind.

    Li Qian: ? ? ?

    "The date you're talking about... is to do a massage for the blind?" Li Qian felt that he could no longer maintain his normal expression.

    Mo Mo's face was relaxed: "Yes, you don't know, it's refreshing to have a massage, and it's very stress-relieving!"

    "But I'm not bringing you here mainly for massage, but for cupping."

    Li Qian: ? ? ?

    Mo Mo took Li Qian to the massage shop and pointed to the eight characters on the wall for him to read:

    [Pull out the bad luck, the salted fish turns over. 】

    "Cupping not only has the effect of traditional Chinese medicine physical therapy, but also allows you to get spiritual comfort, allowing you to change your mentality, and the times will work!" Mo Mo was like the head of the salesman, "How is it? Do you want a set?" The

    front desk When the little girl saw two customers visiting, she quickly handed over the list of set menus in the store: "You two can take a look, there are discounts for choosing a set menu!"

    Li Qian turned to leave, but was dragged by Mo Mo in the rest area. sit down.

    "What's the matter, don't you like it?" Mo Mo said aggrievedly, "I kindly brought you here for entertainment. One cupping would cost me half a month's pocket money! You're still not happy..."