It was a calm and peaceful morning, the sun was shining bright, there was not one cloud in the sky. Everybody in town was excited; Well who wouldn't they? It was the first day of school at Nintendo Academy!! Fortunately this was no exception for our two fellow friends. In just a matter of seconds the excited students hear the school bell ring, signaling that it was time for them to pick up their schedules.
Luma and Kirby both pick up their schedules and they take a quick glance at each other. A warm yet shy smile becomes visible on both of their faces. "hello!! my name is kirby, what's your name?" Kirby says cheerfully. "Oh, hi my name is luma.." luma said hesitantly. They both picked up their schedules carefully but also excitedly at the same time. " Oh wow!! What a coincidence we have all of the same classes-" Kirby says shockingly.
"Oh, cool," says Luma. They both get their books from their lockers.
"Cool, we are right next to each other!" says Kirby.
"Wha-wha-what?" They grab their books.
"We have the same books!"
"Ok..." Luma is very shy.
"You don't have to be scared of me," says Kirby laughing cheerfully.
"I'm not scared...I'm just...nervous."
"It's ok! Let's go to class!"
"Ok!" said Luma, feeling less nervous. They keep walking.
"Looks like our first teacher is...Link."
"Alright...room 118." They stand before room 118.
"Here goes..." says Kirby. They both go inside. Inside are Fox, Samus, Yoshi, Pikachu, and Donkey Kong. They head for their seats. They obviously pick the back. The back is the best romantic spot. They sit next to each other. Luma is right in the middle of Donkey Kong and Kirby.
"Hello class, I'm Link! I am very happy to teach this class of...history? Yes, history." Kirby and Luma start taking notes. Donkey Kong makes a paper airplane and throws it at Kirby. Kirby frowns at him and opens it up. There is a note inside. It says: Luma is M I N E ! Kirby sends a note back, it says, "No she isn't."
"WHY YOU LITTLE-" starts Donkey Kong.
"Excuse me Donkey Kong, do you think there is something more important than History?"
"Yes! There is something important that's going on!"
"Who's involved?"
"Me...Kirby...and my girlfriend Luma." Kirby stands up.
"Oh yeah fatty?"
"I'm not fat!"
"Oh please. You're so fat that your stomach arrives at your house 15 minutes before you do. Also, yo mom is so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl."
"OOOOOOOOOOOOH!" all of the classmates say to DK.
"BOYS BOYS, ENOUGH SCREAMING! Detention for both of you, you too Luma."
"Oh, ok," said Luma sadly. They go to detention at the end of the day.
"I'm sorry you got in trouble Luma."
"You don't need to be," says Luma. DK walks up to Kirby. He looks at Luma smiling. Luma rolls her eyes. He frowns and looks at Kirby, picking him up.
"You. Me. After school. In the courtyard. We'll see who wins."
"Fine by me," says Kirby.
"Also, my girlfriend is going to watch you lose," adds DK.
"Which one? Doritos or Lays?" asks Kirby Luma giggling. DK shoots her a look. She stops smiling. DK drops Kirby. Luma and Kirby walk away. Kirby holds Luma's hand as they walk to Luma's house. Rosalina is inside washing the dishes. Rosalina welcomes Luma and accepts Kirby. Rosalina made a meal, and Kirby and Luma both finished the meal. Kirby waves goodbye and goes home. This first day of school might have gone bad, but things might get better from here.
*time skip*
Today was the big day, practically the whole grade knew about the big fight. Some people thought it was a fraud so they didn't bother to show up, but others seemed like they have been waiting for years for this day to come. Suddenly the school doors busted open and DONKEY KONG appeared and some students were saying how he looks more serious than usual. "WHERE IS THAT DUMB PINK CHEWED-UP BUBBLE GUM!!" Dk said firmly. "I'M RIGHT HERE YOU STUPID FAT APE!!" Kirby said in a sarcastic yet enthusiastic voice. " So are we going to take this to the courtyard or I'm I going to beat you up right here in the hallway?" Kirby said while tossing his bag aside. "Oh no, this is going to get really bad isn't it?" Luma mumbled to herself. They each begin to talk trash about each other.
"You so ugly that when people mix you up with vomit," says DK. The classmates start murmuring.
"Oh yeah? Well you're so stinky that people even PEACH covers up her nose!" says Kirby.
"You're so chubby, all you wanted for Christmas is to see your feet," says DK.
"Your so fat you sued Xbox 360 for guessing your weight!" Everyone starts laughing as hard as they could. DK's face turns red.
"I'M NOT FAT!" He starts running towards Kirby. He easily dodges. He punches DK as hard as he could, then he starts swinging his arm. He punches Kirby, a bruise appears on his cheek. Luma has had enough of watching her friend getting punched, so she ran up to DK, jumps up, and kicks him. He falls over, then he gets really mad. Just then, DK stopped fighting. A circular shape takes the sky. It falls down...it looks like Kirby. Everyone looks, and it turns out it's Meta Knight!
"I dropped by when I heard that DK was going to fight Kirby...what did I miss?" he asks.
"3 on one, that's not fair!"
"Too bad, I guess you're too scared...give up?" asks Kirby, standing back up with the help of Meta Knight and Luma.
"Never..." Meta Knight gives his sword to Kirby. Dark Link appears out of nowhere and gives a sword to DK. They start to fight. Kirby is an incredible swordsman person and learned from Meta Knight. DK is strong and has bigger hands to hold the sword upright. After hours, Kirby stabs his sword through DK.
"...oops," says Kirby. Diddy Kong appears out of nowhere and thanks to them. He gives them a jetpack and runs off.
"Welp, time to go home..." said Kirby.
"Wait!"
"Yeah?"
"I...i need to tell you something..."
"What?"
"I...love you, Kirby," says Luma.
"I love you too," says Kirby. They kiss. Now they are officially boyfriend and girlfriend. Now, Luma and Kirby have a house in California San Diego. They adopted two children. DK is dead. Haha. Diddy Kong died a day later of a heart attack. Link married Dark Link. As for Meta Knight, he lives all alone in the mountains of Colorado, but still visits his friends. Pikachu, Yoshi, and Samus got married to each other. Kirby and Luma lived happily...until one day.
"Time for breakfast!"
"Mehmehmehmehmeh," says their youngest child (2 years old.)
"Y E S ."
"We need to get better children." says Kirby.
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"Don't make me smack you like DK smacked you..."
"Can we not bring that up. Now the kids will ask questions."
"What's 2 + 2?"
"Fish!" Someone crashes through the door. They take Kirby.
"Hi, I'm Nana, this is Popo, we take Kirby, bye bye!"
To be continued...
