Shopping with Mum

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Ellysa: *is out with her mum*

Mum: *picks up a lemon*

Ellysa: lemonsssss

Elias: lemonsssss

Mum: lemonsssss

Elias: lol

Ellysa: I like lemons, wink wink nudge nudge... Lol nope.

-Later-

Mum: *walks past blueberries*

Ellysa: Blueberries?

Mum: *looks at blueberries* I don't like blueberries

Blueberries: *cries*

-later-

Ellysa: I WANT LEEK!

Mum: sure *gets two leeks*

Ellysa: :D one for me and one for Elias!

Mum: ?

-later-

Ellysa: *is sitting down eating sushi*

Mum: *walks away*

Ellysa: *is alone, eating sushi*

-later-

Ellysa: *notices her shoes are dying*

Ellysa: I need new shoes

Mum: Didn't I buy you shoes a few months ago?

Ellysa: there are only two pairs of shoes I wear, sure I have others (flats, waffles, spikes and my red boots, but I never wear anything that goes with my amazing red shoes...) but...

Ellysa: I wear these ones to school because they are (hightops) black and are made of fake leather stuff, and because I wear them to school, they have died... (the other ones are light(ish) gray and are made of fabric stuff, and have chocolate on them... Oops.)

Mum: oh.

Mum: *gets me a new pair of hightops that are amazing :)*

Ellysa: yay!

-later-

Ellysa: *sitting down waiting for her mum to go buy bacon, mushrooms and cream*

Ellysa: Sooooo, what do you wanna do?

Elias: I don't know, sit here I guess...

Ellysa: Good call.

A little kiddy: Mummy, who is that girl talking to?

The kid's mum: I don't know, honey, but stay away from her, okay?

The kiddy: 'kay!

Elias: *growls* I fucking wish others could see me

Ellysa: Yeah, then less people would think I'm weird... You know with the 'talking to celestial beings' thing and all.

-

It was a very amusing day... I need to stop talking to Elias as much...

NOTE:

When I talk to Elias, I don't actually say what he is saying, it's more like it's a voice inside my head -which in reality is just me being a smart ass towards myself... I am 87% sure that's the case, at least. Yep, I'm perfectly sane.

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