Big Book of Lemons

[REMADE] Akame x Evil Male Reader

You know, reading through all of my older books has a certain... charm.

Don't get me wrong; they all suck, but like, in a comforting way. Because we've all seen how much i've improved over the last year.

...I haven't noticed anything

C'MON V! YOU RUINED A TENDER MOMENT!

haha

["Love, Doll"]

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Thirdish POV:

Bruh. How did they know I was under the bed? I call bullshit.

"Well that was easier than expected" The blonde one pulled me into her face.

"We found the traitor~"

"What? You want a prize or something?"

"Huh?"

"On top of that, why are you dressed like a bimbo? Aren't you supposed to be an elite assassin?"

Her eyebrow twitched. "I'm certainly better than you when it comes down to it"

"Hygene? If so, your dead wrong. Whoo'e! You smell like my dead momma!"

Now both of her eyebrows twitched. "I meant by skill! Now, shut up and come with me"

I put my hand up. "Woah lady, atleast take me out to dinner first"

Now Leone was pissed. "Thats it! I'm gonna-"

"Leone. Calm down. We still need information"

I look away from the Yang Milf and see a raven haired girl.

"Where'd you come from? You look like a 7 year old's first OC"

"What?"

"Like seriously, your about to kill me with that edge"

"Good. I hope you die" I hear the fat one sigh.

"Run that by me again?"

"I said-"

"Oop, too late! You better make an appointment for next week. Today's schedule JUST filled up"

Her grip on my shirt got so tight that I thought it would pierce through.

"Lets just fucking go already. I want to kill this motherfucker"

"I fucked your mother? No wonder why she wanted an abortion"

I swear I could feel her aura jump sharply as she manhandled me all the way back to her base.

When we got there, she threw me on my knees in front of what I assume to be their boss.

"Your Y/n L/n, right?"

"Who?"

"Y/n-"

"Asked"

Now her eyebrow twitched.

"I did. Now-"

"I didn't"

"For gods sake, just give us the information and i'll let you leave"

"You mean you'll kill me. Right"

"..."

"HAHA I CALLED YO DUMBASS OUT! GET FUCKED"

"Get him out of my sight"

"With pleasure~" The horny one picked me up and tied me to a bed.

"Lady, your idea of sex is really wack. Whatever"