Big Book of Lemons

Lumine x Reader

Hey, a few days later rather than none at all is better, yeah?

(Genshin Impact)

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It was a beautiful day in Teyvat. The birds were singing, the flowe

I already did this joke. Lets just move on.

A boy, named Y/n, was cleaning the window of his shop. He smiled for a moment, seeing his own reflection from the now shining glass. Once his vision focused however...

"Is that...?"

*Plop*

Something had just slammed into his, once clean window. It looked like a small white fairy, who was fat.

Y/n fell to the floor in complete agony; he had JUST CLEANED! Why Paimon! Why...

He sobbed into his arms on the ground. A bell could be heard from his front door, so he quickly got up, brushed himself off, and walked to the front of his store.

He smiled at her.

"Lumine! What a pleasure to see you again!"

"Hello Y/n," She nodded to him, "you wouldn't happen to have seen Paimon anywhere, have you?"

"Er, no, I don't think so... did you see her fly in here?"

"Nope. But I did see her AROUND here"

*Creaak*

"Ow... Paimon's head hurts..."

"Paimon? How did you-"

"Don't worry about it. Y/NNNNN!"

She (Flew forward quickly? I don't know how to describe it) and latched onto his arm. He sighed and looked back at Lumine.

"A little help?"

"Paimon. Please let him go"

"No!"

"Okay... Paimon, let him go, or I wont feed you for a week"

"*Gasp* Nonono, okay!"

She lets go and flies back onto Lumine's shoulder. Grumbling of course.

"I don't understand why you're so attached to me" Y/n spoke up. Paimon smiled.

"You make the best food ever!"

'Ah. Figures'

He was unsurprised. Y/n didn't consider himself a 'Master Chef' for nothing.

"Y/n?"

"Ah! Y-yeah?"

"Are you alright? You looked lost in thought"

"I'm alright. Just... thinking about something"

You fuckin' DONKEY!

"Anyways! What are you doing here, Lumine?" He sets himself up like he was serving a customer.

She put a hand to her chin. Then looked back at him.