joe hawley x male reader

EMOgentcy

you hear knocks at your door so go and look through the pee hole and its joe hawley! So you answer the door and say "hey um come in! ".

joe hawley POV

i'm at my good friend y/n's door and for some reason i feen nervous 😣😣😣😣 then i knnock a few times before y/n comes and unlocks the door for me.y/n tells me "hey um come in!" and i obviously go in and make my self at home and grab a nintendo switch controller and then he also comes over and gets a controller "soo uhh do you wanna be cuphead or mugman?" he says before loading the game up "cuphead." i say then y/n tells me "okay cool ill start u the game then." as y/n is starting up the game i tell him "ive actually never played or heared of this before so uhh do you mind helping me?" i say then he responds with a simple "sure." and then a theme song plays.. "well cuphead and his pal mugman they like to roll the dice by chance they came upon' DEVILS GAME?!?!?! "Y/N!" i say loudly. "AH WHAT" y/n says wooriedly. "YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THIS WAS A SATANIC GAME I DON'T WANNA PLAY THIS STUPID GAME!" i say then y/n says "don't woory its not satanic you literally beat up the devil in this game." y/n says calmly then i start stating the ERY MUCH OBVIOUS DEVIL IN THIS GAME!!!. "listen to the lyrics y/n the devil himself is saying he will chop your head of yourself!." i say y/n says "bro you haen even SEEN the context of the fucking game yet CUPHEAD WILL and thats the bad ending, we are trying to get a good one and the message of the game literally says don't deal with the devil." and then i say "jesus loves youuu....." and we start playing the game and we go in run n gun first and then i hear these clicking sounds and i immediatly think of me and y/n.. mabe those snapping noises are us doing something diff- WAIT WHAT AM I THINKING FIRST OF ALL Y/N IS A GUY AND IM HOMOPHOBIC AND SECOND OF ALL Y/N IS A FRIEND AND ONLY A FRIEN- my thoughts gets interrupted by y/n saying "dude are you okay? you havent been moving and i also forgot to say we need to go to pig grind and buy that one shooting thing." then i respond with "ehh this game is just booring." not wanting y/n to suspect me thinking about him in some way.. NOT THAT HE WOULD BUT- and then y/n says "bro you are being out of character are you okay?" and then i say "sure lets just play minecraft instaid" then he responds with okay" and then suddenly my phone rings.

Y/N POV

joe's phone starts ringing and his ringtone is... i'm not a vampire by falling in reverse?!?! strange..and emo..... then he say "OH UH SORRY I GOT TO GO TAKE THIS!" then quicky squirms around and leaves i then feel a huge wave of relif because i named one of my worlds " i want to give joe hawley head" on my switch as a joke a while ago... so now that the real joe is at my house he would hate me! especially if hes homophobic.. i actually wouldent mind doing what my mincraft world name is i quickley load up a world and no minecraft music is playing in the backround and the i can hear joe speaking with somebody and i can't help but listen in 

unknown:sorry man..

joe:BUT WAIT WILL BE STILL BE FRIENDS?

(is that a girlfriend you think to yourself.)

unknown:sure! we just wont make music anyore.

(oh it must be a band member.. WAIT THEY ARENT MAKING MUSIC ANYMORE??)

joe: oh good. okay well thanks for letting me know.. (IN A REALLY SAD TONE)

unknown: well we are doing our last album in a month so yeah..

(OH GOOD they are doing one more alum! you think to yourself.)

joe: OH cool thanks for letting me get prepareed for it you know you know well bye!

unknown: bye. end of caqll.

joe comes back to you with puffy eyes and you spring up automatically and say "JOE WHAT HAPPENED" and he ssays *sneoff* "my band is well how do i say this.. going for the milk..." 

you sit there for a while and comfort him..

30 min timeskip

you look over over and joe is sleeping with his head on your shoulder *YOU BLUSH VERY BRIGHT RED* (this is so fucking cringe why am i writing this) yu give him blankets and let him sleep on the couch and go up to your room and sleep 

-LIKE 10 SECONdS LATEr-

joe mama comes in your room and tells you he threw up all over your couch then you are like "what the hell umm okay just sleep in my bed with me" then he goes up to you bed lays down and goes "if i do something weird, no homo" then you are like "MMmm okay" he goes to sleep and you look the other way but then he turns fucking turns arouund and starts spooning you and you are like 'what the fuck um okay he said no homo so its okay + hes sleeping' then he says "i''m just going to sleep like this" and he goes to sleep..BUT HE DIDN'T SAY NO HOMO! 

alroight guys im so sory for making this really long and cringe my brother who has a great imagination halped me make this, im not sure why he made it cringe but its fine ig (THWERE IS ALMOST 1000 WORDS but it was only long because joe hawley was argueing why cuphead was "satanic")