joe hawley x male reader

New Roomate...?( i cant stop saying the n word help me please)

(A/N thank you for the love and support you guys have given me to finish this story 🫶🫶 ALSO THIS IS AN ANGST CHAPTER)

Joe looks up at you and notices you staring "Hey there buddy, are you okay? You look like your staring at the last pizza slice!!" he says oh so handsolmey, with the silliest look on his face

"oh yeah im good, so you watch joe bartalozzi?" you question him, as a rhetorical question

you watch as he starts to rant about how COOL joe baralozzi is and you guys end up going to his bedroom to watch a joe bartalozzi video on youtube. you guys decide to watch his first video about public bathrooms and oh, how hilarious; comediac even, it was.

after the video you and joe homie talk about how GREAT it was.oh boy, how you loved it. how you loved HIM!!!!

"im hungry" he says, abrupptly "same" Y/N replies. "im gonna go make some chicken wings" joe hokmie replies instantly. 

You stare at him and decide to go help him. he is as dumb as waterboy. hes going to burn the house down. 

You go to the kitchen with his forrest gump ahh and help him start cooking. As you guys finish, and put a timer on to bake them, you get a glance at his vulumptuous booty cheeks. Oh how large they were, 'how did he have such a fatty...?' you thought to yourself; checking him out. he glances at you and catches you staring. 

"Eyes up here, buddy!" he says, looking EXACTLY like fred durst in this pic below.

"Sorry buddy, Just lookin' at the new pants you got, They sure are awesome sauce!" You say, trying to cover up your lie.

Joe hawley is oblivious to the fact that you were staring at his booty cheeks and looks down at his pants "Oh, Thanks! Got these bad boys yesterday while you were busy settin up the party!" He says, admireing his new pants.

after a while, you guys go to the living room and you recive a text from your momma. 

You open it and stare at the text in shock!

JOE HOMIES POV

I hear a ringing notification coming from Y/N's phone, I SNEAKILY glance over to take a little sneekie peekie, But to my utter horror and shock, I see a text from their mother!

The text message reads "Ive had enough of your shit Y/N. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! YOU ARE A DISCRACE TO THIS FAMILY, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LIKE LIMP BIZKIT... WHYYYY"

'Limp Bizkit isn't even that bad' I think to myself..

I swear I see a tear drop down Y/N's eye but he quickley wipes it away, if he was crying; he sure did do a good job at hiding it, cuz I ain't comforting nobody! But... I kinda feel bad... Money has been getting a little tight around here.. maybe i should offer Y/N to bee my roomie! That would be amazeing!!

I realize i shouldnt have been peekin around his personal messages over his shoul.der, so i ask him "What happened" to cover up any of my mischevious actions.

"I'm getting kicked out of my moms house... I have nowhere to live." He says so out of it, hes really goin through it!

"Oh, well I HAAAAAAVE beel lookin' for a new roomie, would you my MY roomie?" I ask 

"Sure, Thanks joe" He tells me, leaning in...for something???

"Woah.. What the flip dude!! I aint swing like det homie!!" I say as i put my hands in front of me

"Oh, I was just gonna LEAN BACK ut WHATEVER makes you happy" Y/N says with attitude.

"I know you aint talkin to me like dat homes!" I say

"IM NOT YOURE HOMES" Y/N says angrily 

"well SOMEONES on their PERIOD..." I say as I cross my arms at him

Y/N gasps as he says "well ATLEAST my BAND DIDNT BREAK UP LIKE HOW YOUR PARENTS DID"

He sayd in fury

I GASP in SHOCK, HORROR, UTTER DESPAIR ads i say the most worst thing someone could say "BAD NIGHT, SLEEP LOOSE, AND I HOPE THE BED UGS BITE YOUR CABOOSE" 

Y/N looks at me with SCHOK 

and storms off in tears. I feel bad now. I shouldn't have said that. I feel liek the worst roomie ever now.