Now you can say you know me. (a y/n and ashtray story)

go big or go home.

"throw up near me and ill kill you" ash says, as fez is driving you two to the party.
"hey knowing you, you probably will kill me" you reply.
"don't tempt me, you don't wanna turn out like the guys back at the flat" ash looks at you and smirks.
"oh god no, but then ill have to do you like KJ"
"we both know ill win at that game" ash puts his hand on your shoulder sarcastically.
"shut up you little drug dealer" you laugh.
"um actually fez is the dealer"
"you still help, don't worry i love you for it" interlocking your hand with his.
"good, hey when we get home tonight we have buisness to take care of, stay in our room" ash's smile drops.
"why, is it bad?" you put your hand on his face and direct it to face yours.
"no.. he's just very- unusual" ash replies.
"well that's never good" you look away from ash.
"alright enough chit chat we're here ladies" fez shouts.
"okay okay, your eager to get rid of us" you laugh.
"very" fez smiles into the wing-mirror knowing i can see his smirk.
As you walk into the party, mckay is standing by the door talking to other players on his football team.
"nice turn out cuz!" you say and he turns to you.
"omg y/n? it's been a couple months i didn't think you'd show?" he raises an eyebrow.
"maybe that's because you forgot to invite me dickhead" you giggle.
"shit i sorry, i thought you'd be too busy or something to drive all the way down here"
"busy with what?" you say quickly.
"well.. you know, Uncle" he says slowly.
"he's your relative too, don't give me all the pity haha" you laugh trying to brush off the worry.
"well your not wrong, how are you doing man?" mckay turns to ash.
"yeah i'm good man" ash reply's as they do some handshake, why do all men do that?
"good, i've got to go but it's nice to see you two" he says and he walking off into the crowd, red cup in his hand.
"god i thought he be terrified after KJ" ash says brushing his hair off.
"yeah me too, but no more about life, we're here to party yes?" you grab ash's hand and lead him into the crowd.
"you know i can't dance" ash pretends your dragging him along.
"neither can i and you know it too" you dance into the crowd.
This night was gonna be big.. and it not only gets better, it gets hecktic.