A Ginger Crown (Queen Elizabeth x Ed Sheeran)

Chapter 9 - Returning

"YOU'RE...PALPATINE?!" Hanako and Lizzy screamed, at the man tearing off the pure black cloak.
"Hehe..yes, I am!" Palpatine replied, with an 18 inch smile. "But! There is more...lizzy."
"...?" Lizzy nervously replied. "W-What..?" She said, sacred for the response.
"I am actually..PRINCE PHILIP!!" He responded, screaming what he said.
"P-PHILY!!" Lizzy said, confused.
"You're a shapeshifter or something, for sure!" Hanako said, preparing his handy (blood covered) knife.
"No no, I am lizzy's beloved." Philip smugly replied, handing his out for her.

As Philip's hand reached out for Lizzy, she slowly reached toward him...

Meanwhile..

"Peter!!" Monthy shouted, clawing toward him slowly.
"Huh?! Hehe." Peter replied, his chin balls flying in the wind.
"Meet my friend, Big Chungus!!" Monthy screamed, unveiling Big Chungus in all his glory.

Big Chungus' fat hands rested on his bloated body, his smile shining. His ears twitched upon seeing Peter, His true love

"OH MY!!" Peter screamed upon seeing him.
"Big Big chungus, big chungus." Big chungus replied, flying toward Peter.
"Let's go get you back to Lizzy." Monthy said, hopping over toward Lizzy's house, Ed chasing behind.

As Peter and Big Chungus made out for 3 hours straight, Ed and Monthy began moving forward towards Lizzy's house.

Lizzy reached her hand out, touching Philip's, reminding her of all of her lost feelings. As they touched, a knock at the door summoning Lego Yoda to take care of it.

Lego Yoda limped toward the door, before opening it, to reveal Ed and Monthy. The door hit Yoda, making him crash into a wall, as Ed and Monthy charged into her room.

"Tired of being pushed around, I am!!" Lego Yoda shouted, limping out of her house.

"Lizzy..will you marry me?" Philip proposed, his words echoing through the house to Ed.
"No Lizzy! Please take me back!" Ed shouted, reaching his hand out to Lizzy in a desperate attempt for her.

Lizzy looked, pondering her choices.
Her old love, Prince Philip, or
Her current "true" love, Ed.

"I...I...I pick..." Lizzy tried to mutter. "P-Philip...I'm sorry Edward Scumfoot..." She muttered, feeling horrible.

"YES!!" Philip shouted, his malevolent laughter reaching every corner of the room.
"NO!!" Ed screamed, his painful shout echoing across the room.