A Ginger Crown (Queen Elizabeth x Ed Sheeran)

Chapter 7 - Her Final Choice

"Boys....I've decided." Lizzy said, her eyes starting to tear up.

Ed and Monthy slowly walked toward where Lizzy was standing, under the shining glow of the vermillion sunset through the glass ceiling above them.

"Monthy.....I...-" Lizzy said, quickly interrupted.

"GRAAAHAHAHA!!!!!! We really did it Palpatine!!!!" Monthy rored, his eyes glowing.

"Hm?!" Lizzy said, becomes cumrious. "Palpatine?" She said, thinking she was onto something.

"Oh...I...uh..-" Monthy said, swearing.

"Either way, I was going to choose my Eddy-poo anyway!" Lizzy said, slowly backing toward Ed Scuttlebug.

"Oh! Girl you know I want your love!" Ed Scuttingham replied, holding her closely.

Suddenly, the glass ceiling above them broke, shards clattering upon everyone, almost hitting Lizzy's beatifull eye.

"Sugar-fairy!!" Ed Scuttlebutt said, shielding his queen.

Palpatine dropped in from the glass ceiling, his legs breaking in half, causing him to die on the spot.

"BOSS!!" Monthy shouted, his third left toe growing slightly.

Monthy ran toward his boss, as his dying wishes get whispered into his apprentices ear.

"Of course boss...anything for you..." Monthy said, before kissing Palpatine on the cheek carefully.

"GAY!" Everyone there, including Monthy, screamed at Monthy.

"You! This is your fault!!" Monthy shouted at his brother, lunging at him.

"Ed!!" Lizzy said, teirs dropping across her wrinkled and saggy boobs, flowing in the air.

"I'm in...love with the shape of you!!" Ed said, pushing his brother off of him. "Let's move this to outside Lidl.." Ed quietly said.

After a 12 hour trek to the nearest Lidl, the brothers resume fighting.

"HYAH!!!-" Ed said, pushing his angry borther off him.

"YOU KILLED MY BOSS!!!" Mornthy shouted, jumping on top of his borkther, about to claw his neck off.

"STOPPP!!!" Lizzy said, weakly hitting Monthy.

Suddenly, Hanako appeared, and slashed monthy's legs off.

"Well..that's that taken care o-" Lizzy said, interrupted by the entirety of lidl falling on Monthy, crushing his tiny, little, weak body.

"Well...now that we're aloone...." Ed Shortcock said to Lizzy, ooshering her toward the 100% ok Lidl bathroom.

"I'll be back....." Monthy said, his body still remaining.

As Lizzy and Ed passionately made love to eachother in the lidl bathroom, Monthgomery clawed away, towards the abortion centre.