spiderwitch and spiderbishop one shots

Wanda Maximoff Leader Of the PPPS (spiderwitch)

It was a quiet morning in the compound, Tony was replacing his blood with coffee, Clint was in the vents, Nat was sharpening knives and our favourite spider boy was laying in bed wrapped in the arms of his girlfriend wanda, he gently removed her arm from around his top half so he could check the time on his phone "8:16, ah crap" he suddenly sprung into action and frantictly got ready for school, all his frantic movements and talking to himself woke up wanda as she sat up and watched as he dashed around to grab his bag and put his spider suit on underneath just in case.

He got all his stuff together and was looking at himself in the mirror trying to put on his "I've been up for several hours face" he quickly pecks wanda's lips before rushing out to school

*at the end of the school day*

"finally, I just wanna get back and relax with wanda" he said to himself quietly only his 2 best Freinds who were beside him could hear, the bell rang loudly not too long after he voiced his desires and he got up to leave until the teacher spoke up "I have a very special announcement to make" Mr Harrington announced "as a reward for your hard work this term we're going to, drumroll please...... the avengers compound!" if it wasn't for the excited cheering from everyone you could've heard the sound of petes head crashing down on the desk "hey penis parker! Excited?" flash said laughing hysterically "piss off flash" mj said defending him, he sent her a angry expression as Pete gave her a thankful one, they stood up from their seats and started leaving taking a permission slip as they left.

Once outside and barely escaping one of flashes beatings he slipped into an alley and put his suit on and begun swinging back with his mind racing with thoughts about tomorrow.

He climbed through the window of his and wanda's room and collapsed on the bed completely unaware of the bundle of blankets and pillows that nestled his favourite witch "hey babe, how was your day?" she said kissing his cheek "see for yourself" he webbed his backpack and yanked it over to him and pulled out the crumpled permission slip "ah shit, I'm sorry" she wraps her arm around him and nestles her head into his neck "Its not your fault its ok" he stands up taking the permission slip with him to get his mom to sign it "hey mom could you sign this for me please" he asks putting it on the table in front where Nat had her freshly sharpened knives laying "what is it?" she takes a pen from somewhere and begins signing it regardless "a permission slip for a field trip" he hoped she wouldn't dig deeper into it than knowing its for a field trip "to where?" he was mentally kicking himself now "to he- to here" he said barely audible but the master assassin read his lips perfectly, she burst out laughing and handed the now signed form to him, he sighed and retreated back to his Room "how'd it go?" wanda asked "I'm gonna die of embaress meant tomorrow" he lifted the blanket and thry both snuggled under it until thry both fell asleep.

*next day*

Wanda watched Pete leave and went to the living room to see the avengers "don't embaress him guys, he's already feeling anxious about today, he dosent need you embaressing him today" Clint snickered "I promise" he said but it wasn't fooling wanda "screw you guys" she went back to her room and ended up watching TV until Pete and his class got here.

*with Peter man*

They all got sat on the bus and started heading to the compound.

After what felt like an eternity to Pete thry arrived at the compound and he could barely drag himself to enter, mj ended up practically dragging him in and would send her freind sympathetic glances as they stood in the waiting room "hello everyone, im siobhan and ill be your guide today, everyone take a badge please" everyone walked up and took one except Pete who took his out from his bag and put it around his neck, it was red and blue with a reflective spider symbol and had a picture of him and wanda hugging and smiling in the top corner "excuse me but there's only 9 badges I've brought 10 students" siobhan noticed Pete and sent him a sympathetic smile as Mr Harrington spoke to her "that's because one of your students already has a badge" Pete was listening until flash grabbed him by the badge and cornered him "ill give you credit parker your photoshop skills are impressive" he said pointing to the photo of him and wanda "how'dk you get the badge huh!, did you steal it?" he grabbed the badge and started looking for any signed of forgery "it's not forged besides even if it was your not smart enough to identify the difference, given your family's legacy are all built on lies and forgery" flash slapped him before punching his stomach winding him and making him drop to 1 leg "talk about my family again, I won't be so kind" flash said venom clear in his voice and spitting on Peter, he stood up again once flash left and went to join the rest of them as they must've sorted out his badge issue.

Tbry made their way to the avengers museum and he, ned and mj all went to the wanda display as she was their best freind/girlfreind in petes case "see something you like" wanda wisspered in petes ear causing him to turn around, she was wearing one of petes hoodies so she'd blend in "what are you doing here?" he asked as ned and mj blocked people from seeing them talk "making sure the avengers don't embaress you" he quickly pecked her cheek "thanks, it means alot" she nodded before leaving "if everyone will follow me please" siobhan announced walking through the door where the training room was "AH fuck" he saw bucky and Steve training and once they saw him thry grinned like madmen "hi I'm bucky, and this is Steve Rogers" at mention of both names you could hear fan girls saying things like "I love you" and even things like "please fuck me bucky" I'd be lying to you if I said Pete didn't find it funny, they turned and spoke behind his back before turning around and pointing at pete "you, come up here and train with us" he shuffled on his feet before sighing and walking up to Steve and bucky "let me guess mom got you to embaress me" Pete questions taking his shoes and socks off as well as his jacket do he could fight better "sorry bud, after today I'll take you out to have ice cream or something, my treat" bucky smiled "sounds good" Steve counted from 3-1, before bucky could react he was flung over Peters shoulder and on his ass "sorry" he helped him up and put his shoes and jacket back on and joined his class, most were impressed by petes strength and all that but a certain someone was unconvinced, I'll give you 3 guesses who it was, yup that's right it was flash "I could see the wires it's so obvious" Pete felt a sudden cold rush enter his head leaving his body on autopilot.

*in Peters mind*

"What's that kids deal?" Wandas voice questioned "its nothing don't worry about it" he tried changing the topic so she wouldn't kill flag if thry were ever in the same room Together "if you say so, oh by the way just thought I'd warn you, Nat planned a q/a with a few of your closer family and friends, so be prepared" he thanked her before asking her to cancel the mind transmission and caught up with the class "ok everyone through this door, we've got a special treat for you, a q/a with the black widow, hawkeye and Tony stark" he could barely make out mj giggling and ned telling her it wasn't funny, they were guided into the room where they were, his mom, Clint, Tony and wanda all stood, they all grinned wickedly except wanda who flashed him a sorry smile before Tony announced the q/a was beginning, the next few minutes were filled with the stereotypes of an avengers q/a "how is it working with each other?" and "are you single" were the common questions most asked until flash piped up for what would the last time in a while "is it true that pen- Peter Parker is an intern here, because he's worthless not worth a damn, a stupid orphan no one lov-" he was levitated by Wandas magic which flowed through her fingers and around flash "what did you say about my boyfriend!?" he paused for a second before looking down and saw a puddle underneath him, that's right he had genuinely pissed himself and pete was laughing his ass off "I-I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry" he started crying like a bitch before Tony instructed her to drop him "th-thank you Tony stark sir" flash was so happy he was free when he wrapped his arms around Tony shaking that he didn't realise Tony was in his full suit "set repulsors to stun will ya Fri" a few mechanical whirs were heard before he pushed flash away and shot him with a repulsor knocking him out cold drooling on the floor "ok tour is over please leave" Clint requested as siobhan escorted everyone but Pete out while Mr Harrington dragged flash by the legs out of the room "that was amazing babe!" Pete said picking wanda up and kissing her "thanks, Tony did the best part though" thry all laugh "cmon, let's go find bucky, he owes me an ice cream".

Hope you enjoyed the one shot, again like before constructive criticism is welcome but again don't be a dick, requests are welcome.
BYE!