spiderwitch and spiderbishop one shots

Operation: Penguin (spiderbishop)

Peter had just got back to the compound and asked Friday if his dad's are home "unfortunately Mr stark and Dr strange are still out, would you like me to notify them that you request their presence?" Friday asks "no need Friday, I'll find someone else" he went to the living room and saw Clint sat there "hey Clint" without saying another word Clint took the form and started copying down Stephens signature "What's this for anyway?" Clint asked "field trip to the zoo" Clint didn't say anything but just looked at Peter "uuuuugh fine, I'll smuggle you a penguin" Clint fist pumped the air before handing the slip back over so Peter could leave.

*a few days later*

It was the day of the trip, Peter got on the bus and they headed to the zoo.

*time skip to end of the trip*

Everyone was getting back on the bus but Peter was able to slip into the still busy crowds so he could enact "operation penguin" as he named it, he pulled out his phone and called Kate, who after alot of persuasion from Clint agreed to help, mainly cause Peter was helping too "spider to hawk 2, repeat spider to hawk 2" he spoke into the phone "y'know babe, you don't need to treat it like a matter of life and death" Kate said laughing "yeah, but I reaaasly don't wanna get pranked" he explained "fair enough" there was some static over the phone before clints voice rang out "hawk 1 online" Peter could hear Kate mutter something like "you 2 are idiots" but he didn't bring it up "I'm heading to the penguin enclosure now" Peter announced and he started walking to the location.

*slight time skip*

"I can't believe you made fury make me a whole new suit so I could smuggle you a penguin" he said "clints too busy making his makeshift penguin enclosure to respond to your sarcasm" Kate said "tell Clint I'm ready to extract target" he readjusted the suit (imagine the stealth suit from FFH) he looked around to see if anyone was looking before letting himself drop into the enclosure "take your pick" Clint looked through the camera that was attached to Peters chest and said "the white and black one" Peter and kate both laughed before he went up to one, picked it up and started cradling it like a baby "mission successful, evacuating no-" Pete went to fire a Web and leave but saw guards pointing guns at him "hi!, I'm here on official avengers buissnes, Clint Barton requested a penguin and I'm getting him one!" he tried explaining but realised how bad that sounded "great job Pete, I'll get Stephen now, shall I?" Kate asked "your the greatest" he then hung up and ended up in handcuffs in an office.

*time skip number 420*

"oh thank god" Pete was happy to see his Dr dad but his facial expression showed the opposite on Stephen.

*another time skip*

"let me get this straight, you are in this situation because Clint wanted a peng wing" Stephen said as they walked back to the compound "a what?" Peter said trying hard not to laugh "a peng wing" Peter full on laughed "you can't say penguin right" Stephen kept trying to pranounced penguin correct while Peter was dying of laughter beside him "what happened to the pen- it, anyway?" Peter reached into his shirt pocket revealing a tiny penguin with a pym disk on its back "gift from Scott" he explained.

*at the compound*

when Peter entered clints room he began apologising to Peter "it's fine, besides I've got a surprise for you" Peter took the shrunk penguin from his pocket and removed the disk "if you don't name him Peter after me I'll take him back" Clint hugged him and went to put the penguin in his new home in the compound.

I saw this idea on tik tok and wanted to make a whole one shot about it,hope you enjoyed, as always requests are welcome.
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