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hot dad alert // part2

TW: implied smut ??

I'm sorry I got lazy towards the end

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"Sorry bro" 

"Wilbur, is this true" calmly asked their father. 

"Uhm sort of, I guess..."
Suddently his empty plate seemed very interesting.
Techno was starting to feel bad.
"I meant hitting on one very nice and young single dad, it's not like he had signed up on an suggar daddy dating app" the pink haired man said.
Philza frowned, than smiled.
"Okay"
"Okay ?" repeated Wilbur suprised.
"Yeah okay, Wilbur it's your life I don't really have a saying in what you wanna do. Just be careful. He better not be some 50 years old creepy man."
"Jeez of course not." Wilbur laughed.
"How old are his kids ?" Asked Tommy chewing on some piece of bread.
"Tubbo's six, he only has one son."
"Oh" Tommy said with disapointement. "I was hopping closer to my age"
"Tommy you're 15" Techno chuckled "We said young dad are you just not litening ?"
Tommy sticked his tongue at his older brother who fainted to be shocked.
"Are we gonna meet him, or them?" inquired Philza ignoring his other sons.
"I don't know, we've only been on one date yet..."
"Yeah and nothing more" smirked Techno.
Under the table Wilbur kicked him a second time.

/FLASHBACK\

"Techno !! My favorite brother !! How are you ?"
"Oh no no no" Technoblade said over the phone. "You're gonna ask me to do something that I'm not gonna enjoy"
"Oh c'mon, I haven't even asked yet."
"Well go ahead, ask. I don't have all the time in the world. "
"Well" started Wilbur. "You remember how you told me I should ask Schlatt to take me on a date ? Well I did. And he said yes."
"That's great Will, really. But how does this concerns me ?" asked Techno.
"Umh, we need someone to take care of Tubbo. "
"What the fuck is Tubbo ?"
"Schlatt's kid" Wilbur slowly said, anticipating his brother's reaction.
"Please tell me you're not actually asking me this. "
"Teeeechno pleeeaaase" wilbur begged. "Remember that time you broke dad's antique ugly thing and I said it was me who broke it, I was grounded for three weeks."
"Fine... When ? And for how much time ?"
"Saturday, from 7pm to-..."
Wilbur stopped, thinking.
"Could you keep him until the morning?"
"Until the morn- Oh my god Will ! Okay i'm keeping him but I never want to hear about that antique vase thing and next time we're at dads you're doing all the dishes."
"Deal !"
After hanging up, Wilbur looked throught his contact list again. He called Schlatt.
Who didn't answer.
Wilbur frowned and looked at the time. Maybe he was at work.
That made him realised he did not even know what job he had.
Well, at least it gives us something to talk about at the date i guess.

To: Schlatt

Hey, good news, i found
someone to babysit
tubbo on saturday and
you don't even have to
pay cause he's my brother
and he owns me one.

He put his phone down after sending the text and went to grab his guitar.
While he was tuning it he heard his phone buzz.

From: Schlatt

oh thank god

I was affraid we were
gonna have to re-schedule it

I can't beleive EVERY
baby-sitter in this city
is booked on saturday

what is it with you
people and not wanting
to get paied tho ??

Wilbur smiled reading his texts.
He could be sending me the alphabet and I'll be smiling at it like a fucking idiot.  He thought. He shook his head, trying to clear his mind.