S.S. FOOT-FETISH
Princess Marites was aboard the Funky Fighters' ship known as the S.S. Foot Fetish. Unknown to them, Dingy Death-Bringer, a previous Jediah-now-turned-Sick Lord, and the Cataclysmic Clique were gonna board the ship and bring death to the S.S. Foot Fetish.
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Princess Marites was walking around the S.S. Foot Fetish, because of Marites duties. A guard walks up to her and greets her.
Guard 287: First Name, Princess. Last Name, Marites. What do you need?
Princess: I need you and Guard 420 to check if the gates are Laser-Schwartz-Proof.
Guard 287: Yes, ma'am.... Wait, I thought I was Guard 420.
Guard 627: BUT I THOUGHT I WAS GUARD 420.
Guard 287: My life has no purpose.
Guard 287 points his laser gun at his face and kills himself.
Princess: Ugh, then Guards 627 and 420 shall check.
Princess then continues walking, until another guard magically appears showing her a piece of paper he recieved from the Paper Machine.
Guard 8109: Princess, what do you think it is?
Princess: ....The coordinates to General Fynxx.... We must get to it before the Sick Lords and the Cataclysmic Clique do. Prepare the X-X-X-Wings.
Guard 8109: Yes, ma'am!
But before the Guard can open the gates, he gets stabbed by a red Laser Schwartz that went through the gates.
Death-Bringer: Hm... It appears to be stuck. Is it too big?
Star-Warrior 271: That's what she said.
Death-Bringer: I knew you were my right-hand man. Alright, prepare to get Death brought to you, funky-fuckers.
Dongy Death-Bringer slices through the gates with ease using his Laser Schwartz and starts killing the Funky Fighters left and right. Princess runs and finds a Droid named "T4B-L3" and "4D4M-SANDL3R".
4D4M: Yo, Princess. Whatcha need?
Princess: I need you 2 to get to the Escape Pods. And T4BL3, I need you to send a message to my sister-brother and General Fynxx.
T4B-L3: Fitness. AAAAA- Don't pee on the floor.
Princess: What's wrong with him?
4D4M: His circuits got damaged while trying to run away. All he can do now is talk in meme format.
Princess: Well, send this to them.... They may be our only hope....
(End of CH 1)
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