PLANET JEW-PITER A.K.A. ZAROK
Truthy Star-Runner and Obi-Wan Fynxx were chilling at Truthy's Parents' house like bros. General Fynxx is technically Truthy's Step-Uncle of sorts.
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Fynxx was searching around the space fridge looking for space food.
Fynxx: Yo, Truthy, dawg. You still got that space milk?
Truthy: Yeah, it's at the back.
Fynxx: Alright, thanks.
Truthy was watching space TV and it was broadcasting Space Wheel of Fortune. Fynxx comes to sit down with Truthy with her space phone and a glass of cold space milk.
Fynxx: Who won?
Truthy: Uh, they all got chucked out of an airlock. They died.
Fynxx: Cool. Can you change the channel? It's Space Disney today.
Truthy: Sure.
Suddenly, an Escape Pod that was filled with 2 droids crashes down into the TV and destroys half of Truthy's Parents' house.
Fynxx: ....This is a crazy Space Disney Christmas Special.
Truthy: It's June.
The pod opens to reveal 4D4M SANDL3R and T4B-L3.
Truthy: Woah, are you a droid?
4D4M: Noooo, I'm Mr. Beast and this is Dream.
T4B-L3: *Dream scream*
Truthy waves at T4B-L3.
Truthy: Why are you 2 here?
4D4M: We came here to deliver a special space message from Space FedEx.
4D4M turns on T4B-L3 and it displays a holographic figure of Princess Marites.
Fynxx: Woah, she looks fucken loaded. She must be gettin' fucked 3 times a year.
Truthy: Yeah.
Holo Princess: Truthy, General Fynxx.
Fynxx: Sup, bitch.
Holo Princess: I need you 2 to travel to my kingdom. You'll find my parents. You must get there quickly or the Cataclysmic Clique will get there and destroyyyyyy.....
Truthy: Hold up, what?
4D4M: Wait, he's glitching.
Holo Princess: G.I..... Joe.... 2... Girls... 1 cup.... Don't.... Use... Use the commodore....
The hologram then shuts off.
Truthy: .....The fuck?
Fynxx: That was one insane confession.
Truthy: Dude, I'm her sister-brother.
Fynxx: ....That explains the fugliness...
Truthy: Obi-Wan, will you teach me?
Fynxx: ....Aight, sure.
Truthy: WE WILL NOW PROCEED WITH A KARATE-KID-STYLED TRAINING MONTAGE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!
(End of CH 2)
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HumorDuh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duhhhhhh.... In a galaxy, 23.6 miles away. An author was making a book... (This is just a parody book, and I don't own Star Wars)
