The Dekuverse (Ft. Simplii and Turtleknight)

It was a normal day...

It was a normal day.

Keyword was.

Until suddenly the world went black.

Everybody started screaming. Well, mostly Kaminari and Mineta. "I'm too young to die!" the pikachu ripoff yelled.

Mineta shrieked, "And I never got to touch-"

"SHUT UP!" roared all the girls simultaneously.

Then there was a 'pop!' and the lights flicked back on.

They were sitting on comfy gray sofas with throw pillows and blankets. It was... a living room?

No, it was too big to be a living room. The room was easily at least thirty feet squared. Plus, at the front of the room was a stage with a screen behind it.

Three people of unknown genders stood on the stage.

The one in the middle was the tallest. They had choppy blonde hair that was just below their jaw, pale skin, stormy blue eyes, a black face mask, and a mic that rested near where their mouth would be. The blonde figure wore a black jacket with a faux fur hood, a t-shirt and black jogging pants. The clothes were extremely baggy and large on the figure, to the point where you can't make out where the outlines of clothing were versus skin. Which was surprising since the blond was around 5'9.

Beside them was a tan figure with black hair, cut in a short pixie cut. They had bags under their eyes that could compete with Shinso's. They wore a blue hoodie with New York printed in white block letters. That person also wore glasses, a white face mask, and like the blond, a tiny mic that was suspended beside their mouth. They wore white latex gloves that had some sort of red liquid on it. As they watched, they peeled off the gloves and threw them in the trash with a bored, vacant expression on their face. They proceeded to put on another pair. You could tell the figure was skinny, and they were around 5'7.

The last person was obviously a boy. He was plain, as boys went, with short black hair and olive skin. He was the shortest, being around 5'6, and also the skinniest, but it was hard to tell with the oversized hoodie hanging off of him. He wore a white face mask but had no mic.

The students of class 1-A looked around and realized they weren't alone.

The UA staff, along with class 1-B, Shinsou, the Big Three, the Wild, Wild Pussy cats, Inko Midoriya, Masaru Bakugo, Mitsuki Bakugo, Hawks, Mirko, and Endeavor were there.

But so were The LOV, AFO, Overhaul and Stain.

Then the figure to the right spoke. "Okay, everybody, welcome to the Dekuverse." Their voice could've been male or female. "I hope you don't die. I'm Simplii. My gender is going to stay a secret for now."

A few titters could be heard around the room. Don't die?

The blonde person waved. "Hello, specimens- I mean, humans. I'm Chatnoob2." Chatnoob2 had a saccharine voice. Sort of. It was bubbly and friendly, yet underlaid with steel and ice. It was obviously feminine.

Of course, Mineta had to raise his hand and ask, "Are you a girl?"

Chatnoob2 turned to Mineta in a sort of unhinged way. "What." she echoed. It wasn't a question so much as a statement.

"Are you a girl?"

Chatnoob2 looked at him, "Unless you want me to shove a stick up your fucking perverted ass, I'd suggest that you shut the hell up, perverted grape bitch."

"Yeah, bitch!" the boy next to Chatnoob2 said. Simplii reached over and poked him in the ribs. He flinched, sighed and said, stammering a little bit, "Hi. I'm TurtleKnight. I'm a boy. And Chatnoob2 says I'm a moron. Don't listen to her."