OC Headcanons

OTP Ships Incorrect Quotes

I know, I did one in my OC Crack Book, but I'm at a Barbecue and I'm hella bored... And I have school tomorrow-

And these idiots would be in these scenarios.

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Ship: Comet x Harper

Comet: Don't do that.

Harper: What?

Comet: You think every time you say "Please? For me?" I'll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.

Harper: Please? For me?

Comet, little reluctant: Okay...

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Ship: Lynx x Clive

Lynx: It's not illegal if you don't get caught!

Clive: We're literally chased down by the guards right now! How can you say that!?

Lynx: Yeah, yeah, I know! Hold on to your horses, this is about to get fun! *Drawing rune*

Clive: LYNX, NO!

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Ship: Imifox x Scratch

Scratch: Have you ever had a boyfriend?

Imifox: No.

Scratch, surprised: How!?

Imifox: *Shrugs* I do know, never asked, never got asked.

Scratch, under breath: But you're so beautiful.

Imifox: What?

Scratch: What!?

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Ship: Kochi x Koda x Ivy

Ivy and Kochi getting hit on by an idiot

Koda: Excuse you, those are my wives you're hitting on.

Person: Really? I don't see their rings.

Koda: Crap! I knew I forgot something today!

Pulls out a box with two rings for both of them, and basically proposed

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Ship: Miracle x David (ft. Arrow)

Arrow: Hey, are you free on Friday? Like around 8pm on Friday?

Miracle: Yes?

David: Yes, I am.

Arrow: Great! Because I'm not! You two go without me. Enjoy your date.

Arrow is now offline

Miracle: Did he just-

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Ship: Fawn x Michael

Michael: The stars are so beautiful.

Fawn: They're just giant balls of gas.

Michael: You know what, if you're just gonna ruin this, then I-

Fawn: And yet, none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Michael: Oh...

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Ship: Dagger x Cassandra

Cassandra: No one's perfect.

Dagger: Meh.

Cassandra: ...What!? Tell me ONE person who's perfect.

Dagger: You.

Dagger: You're perfect to me.

Cassandra: ...Shuddup you sap.