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Aaron Burr, Sir

"A-A-ARON BURR SIR!" Xander was kinda singing along to the song. "LET'S GOOO" Valk cheered out as everyone else stared in confusion.

"Um- is the next song about me or something?" Aaron asked the two. "Yeah- about right!" Valk nodded and told Aaron.

"Anyway, let's start!" Xander informed the others. They all sat down and listened.

[COMPANY]
1776. New York City

[HAMILTON]
Pardon me. Are you Aaron Burr, sir?

[BURR]
That depends. Who's asking?

[HAMILTON]
Oh, well, sure, sir
I'm Alexander Hamilton, I'm at your service, sir
I have been looking for you

"You sound a bit creepy, Pops-" Philip said. A few people nodded in agreement, essentially Aaron.

[BURR]
I'm getting nervous

"You should be." Jefferson said. Alex rolled his eyes and continues listening/watching.

[HAMILTON]
Sir...
I heard your name at Princeton. I was seeking an accelerated course of study when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him. It's a blur, sir. He handles the financials?

[BURR]
You punched the bursar

[HAMILTON]
Yes!

"Why do you sound proud of that?" Lee asked Alexander. Others also had the same question.

I wanted to do what you did. Graduate in two, then join the revolution. He looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid

"Son, you could've gotten in big trouble." Washington told Hamilton.

"I'm notcha son-" Alex said.

So how'd you do it? How'd you graduate so fast?

[BURR]
It was my parents' dying wish before they passed

[HAMILTON]
You're an orphan. Of course! I'm an orphan
God, I wish there was a war!

A bit of silence filled the room before someone spoke out. "No offense but, Is your dad always like this?" Theo Jr. asked Philip.

"Yep, Dad always acts like that-" Philip told her. "Just wait and see how your father was after-" Valk responded.

Then we could prove that we're worth more
Than anyone bargained for...

[BURR]
Can I buy you a drink?

[HAMILTON]
That would be nice

[BURR]
While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice

Talk less

[HAMILTON]
What?

[BURR]
Smile more

[HAMILTON]
Ha

[BURR]
Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for

[HAMILTON]
You can't be serious

"I was very serious Hamilton." Aaron told him. "I wish you weren't." Alex replied.

[BURR]
You wanna get ahead?

[HAMILTON]
Yes

[BURR]
Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead

[LAURENS]
Yo yo yo yo yo!
What time is it?

"What the- did you just jinx my death?!" John yelled out at Burr. "I- uh. Apparently I did." Aaron responded to him.

[LAURENS/LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN]
Show time!

[BURR]
...like I said...

[LAURENS]
Show time! Show time! Yo!
I'm John Laurens in the place to be!
Two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three, uh!
Those redcoats don't want it with me!

"Hell yeah they don't!" Laurens said proudly. Lafayette, Hercules, and Alexander smiled at him.

Cuz I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I'm free!

[LAFAYETTE]
Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette!
The Lancelot of the revolutionary set!
I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!"
Tell the King "Casse toi!"

"Hey!" The King exclaimed whole frowning.

Who's the best?
C'est moi!

[MULLIGAN]
Brrrah brraaah! I am Hercules Mulligan
Up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard ya mother said "Come again?"
Lock up ya daughters and horses, of course
It's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets...

"Uh- wow-" Maria said quietly.

[LAFAYETTE]
Wow..

[LAURENS]
No more sex, pour me another brew, son!
Let's raise a couple more...

[LAURENS/LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN]
To the revolution!

[LAURENS]
Well, if it ain't the prodigy of Princeton college!

[MULLIGAN]
Aaron Burr!

"Oh no." Burr replied at the sound of his name.

[LAURENS]
Give us a verse, drop some knowledge!

[BURR]
Good luck with that: you're takin' a stand
You spit. I'm ‘a sit. We'll see where we land

[LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN]
Boooo!

[LAURENS]
Burr, the revolution's imminent. What do you stall for?

[HAMILTON]
If you stand for nothing, Burr, what'll you fall for?

[LAURENS]
Ooh
Who are you?

"You all sound so interested." James said. "That's because we where-" The three responded.

[MULLIGAN]
Ooh
Who are you?

[LAFAYETTE]
Ooh
Who are you?

[MULLIGAN/LAFAYETTE/LAURENS]
Ooh, who is this kid? What's he gonna do

"APPARENTLY WRITE THE REY-" Jefferson was cut off. "SHUT UP, JEFFERSHIT!" Hamilton yelled at him.