fuck my life Uwu

ｃｈａｐｔｅｒ ｏｎｅ

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𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐈'𝐦 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐲𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐱 𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠,

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 𝐬𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭

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Sasuke's POV 

we were in the middle of a battle when out of nowhere I felt a sharp pain in my back I gasped from the pain "Sasuke Kun!" I heard someone yell I assumed it was Sakura, someone had hit me  with a kunai but I wasn't going to let it stop so I used *insert jutsu* and knocked them down, it was just some random guy that threw the kunai at me, I knew that because he wasn't wearing a uniform like the rest of the guys we were fighting, he was just wearing some black shirt and jeans

but I felt... odd, was something on the kunai, what if it was poison, I think I should be fine, but the top of my head and my ass hurts like shit (𝐢𝐦 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐥) 

the last thing I expected to happen was me just passing out and yet that's exactly what happened I don't know why though maybe from the pain, I woke in Tsunade's medical office but something felt wrong "you got hit by some kind of cat jutsu" Tsunade said "what" I said "touch your head and you'll get what Tsunade means" Sakura said still happy I woke up, I hesitantly put my hands to the top of my head and I felt ears , I'm a fucking cat wow 

"Ha, Sasuke's a cute little cat now, that means I'm stronger" the dope said stupidly "that doesn't make any sense I still have all my jutsu and stuff... I just have ears and a tail" I said logically " not exactly you're still a cat.. meaning yes you'll be more agile but you're still going to be lazy and if you're that kind of cat maybe you'll even like being... cuddled" said Kakashi, well Sakura thought that was 'sooo cute' I was mentally cringing at the word 'cuddled', next thing I knew Sakura tried petting my ears which made me instantly pull my head away 'I don't want her touching me' I thought to myself

"I don't think he's that kind of cat" Sakura said sadly "maybe he just doesn't want you petting him" the dope says finally using his brain "NARUTO" Sakura yelled well slapping him, 'he was right this time and she still smacked him and she always says that she's the one that stops the fights' I thought "SAKURA' said Kakashi "sorry" Sakura said insincerely "you're forgiven" said Naruto flashing a big smile, I saw Sakura roll her eyes at him 'Naruto doesn't deserve fake friends like her, he's always so nice to her and yet she's so rude' I thought 

 "So, you're a cat" said Naruto awkwardly "half cat but yeah" I corrected him, I saw Naruto go to pet me. of course, I flinched a little, but I let him "so fluffy" Naruto said happily, I can't lie... I really like this

Nobody's POV 

without even realizing Sasuke subconsciously cuddled against Naruto's hand, Sakura was fuming she couldn't take it anymore "NARUTO GET AWAY FROM HIM YOU BITCH" Sakura yelled at Naruto pulling to the ground "ow Sakura-Kun I was just petting him, he seemed to like it too" Naruto said "I DON'T CARE IF HE LIKED IT, LEAVE HIM ALONE, it's like you're obsessed with him, you need to let him breath" Sakura said rudely "SAKURA" Sasuke yelled "what Sasuke-Kun" Sakura said innocently while walking closer to him "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU" Sasuke yelled   

(𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐍𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭)

"huh" Sakura said hurt, Sasuke jumped of the bed and helped Naruto up "Sasuke! that was mean..." Naruto said looking at Sakura who looked hurt "but...I-" Sasuke tried speaking "Sakura are you okay" Naruto said worried "yeah I'm fine Naruto" Sakura said sadly "but she pushed you..." Sasuke said dumbfounded "so, it doesn't mean I should stay mad at her, you hurt her too" Naruto said, Sasuke was dumbfounded so was Sakura 

(𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐨)  

𝐛𝐲𝐞 𝐈 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝟐 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬

𝟕𝟎𝟗 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬