hoshi and ni-ki - *sings lucifer together*
jeonghan - ooooh! another shawol? *joins in*
taehyun - i wanna join too!
dino and hyuka - ugh.
hyuka - shinee sucks.
dino - they should be called ewnee!
hyuka - *giggles* or what about shartnee?
dino - that sounds like their lightstick!
hyuka - that's because their lightstick is poo!
dino - scatnee!
hyuka - poopnee!
dino - *laughs loudly* that's so funny!
hyuka - i know right!
yeonjun - what are you two chatting about?
dino - ewnee!
hyuka - and yucknee!
yeonjun - don't you mean shinee? you know it's not nice to be mean to a kpop group, right?
dino - yeah right, they sing about yucky things!
yeonjun - like what? give me an example.
dino - they sing about girls!
yeonjun - ah don't be silly. it's normal for boy groups to sing about girls!
hyuka - but they make songs about babies-
yeonjun - you don't think about having babies yourself, hun?
dino - and kissing!
yeonjun - kissing? me and soobin kiss like all the time! i even kissed hyuka as a little baby-
hyuka - ew! it's not that type of kissing mom!
yeonjun - i've even kissed ni-ki when he was a little baby! heeseung kissed him as well!
dino - ew! that's gross!
yeonjun - it's not gross, it's normal! we all give hugs and kisses to each other!
dino - well i still think shinee is icky.
hyuka - me too.
yeonjun - what's so icky about shinee?
dino - they go naked!
yeonjun - but don't you go naked when you have a shower?
dino - but they get naked on stage!
hyuka - and they do the weird hip dance-
yeonjun - what weird hip dance?
hyuka - like this- *hip thrusts*
yeonjun - that's not weird, that's a dance move! and it can be a bit hard to do at times.
dino - but they show their pee pees-
yeonjun - they aren't showing their private parts. they wear pants on stage so they don't show it.
hyuka - ew- but they show their bums!
yeonjun - so what? they're dancing!
ni-ki - what happened?
yeonjun - we're just having a talk about shinee.
ni-ki - yay! i love shinee!
hoshi - me too!
jeonghan - and me!
taehyun - i like shinee too!
hoshi - i like their dance moves!
jeonghan - i love their songs!
taehyun - i like jonghyun!
ni-ki - i like all of them!
dino - i like none because they are ewnee!
jeonghan - they aren't ewnee, don't say that about shinee.
hoshi - they're awesome!
ni-ki - yeah! they're so cool!
hyuka - ugh. they're so boring.
yeonjun - awh... guess they don't have the spirit for them.
jonghyun - hi-
ni-ki - jonghyun!
jeonghan - yay! it's jonghyun!
hoshi - look hyung! it's jonghyun!
yeonjun - i see!
taehyun - jonghyun?
jonghyun - yep that's me!
jeonghan - yayyyyy! *hugs jonghyun*
jonghyun - uh... where's taemin?
yeonjun - i don't know...
hoshi - have you checked his house?
jeonghan - yeah!
jonghyun - i'll check there. thanks guys!
ni-ki - bye jjong!
taehyun - good luck finding taemin!
hyuka - ew.
dino - shinee is still yucky.
hyuka - yep.
ni-ki - ugh.
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