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by sorajaxxlevi

by sorajaxxlevi

TW SWEARING AND MENTIONS OF COCAINE

sora who's driving : road work ahead? uh, I sure hope it doeslevi in the passenger seat : sora shut the fuck up

alex : what's the hardest thing to say
levi : I'm sorry
jaxx: I need help
sora : worshishire sause
alex : sora it's worcestershire
sora : NO IT ISN'T

light : you know luca, i don't like you
luca : what am i going to do? cry?
light : yes

jaxx : you need to learn to love yourself
levi : don't you hate yourself?
jaxx : this isn't about me

jaxx : has anyone seen Light?
levi : i think he's in the kitchen
light from the kitchen : is it okay if I use water instead of milk for the cake?
jaxx who's dead ass serious : get him out of there

light : did you know, that taller people are more likely to die faster than short people?
jaxx : what?
light : see you in the afterlife

levi : FOUR MONTHS
alex : huh?
levi : FOUR FUCKING MONTHS
charli : what's wrong
luca laughing in the corner : it's nothing
levi : FOUR MONTHS AND YOU MADE ME WATER A DAMN FAKE PLANT

luca : if you were a flower, you'd be a tulip
charli : aw thanks luca! how come?
luca : 'CAUSE YOU CAN PUT THOSE TULIPS ON DEEZ NUTS
(if you dont get it tulips sounds like two lips)

alex : i'd pay you twenty dollars if-
light sprinting towards alex : did i just hear free money?

sora : do you think i can fit fifteen marshmellows in my mouth?
levi : what is wrong with you? who do you think you are?
jaxx from across the room : a coward. do twenty

alex driving : you have the most beautiful eyes
charli in the passenger seat : no yours is
alex : no yours is
charli : no yours is
alex : no yo-
levi in the back row : shut up, please

alex singing : its a mental break down !
levi : *playing an off-beat tune to the "final countdown" song on the kazoo*

jaxx : do you like roses?
alex : yeah i guess, why ?
jaxx : if i buy you one hundred roses for your birthday, what would you do with them
alex : throw them out

sora : if i had to be gay, the one person i'd date is light
jaxx : sora, we are dating
sora : so?

levi : dont say a word
sora : fergalicious
levi : i said, not a word!
sora : but scrabble said it wasn't one

light : man, i miss sora
sora who's right behind him : I AM RIGHT HERE
light : it is like i can still hear his voice
sora : STOP TELLING PEOPLE I'M DEAD

sora in a bad mood : get me a drink
jaxx : uh, sure *gets a shot glass and fills it with apple juice*
sora : *drinks its and sighs* ugh, let me tell you about today

luca : who ate the last powered donut ?
levi who's mouth was stuffed : not me
luca : what's that white stuff on your pants then ?
levi : um, cocaine ?

alex : so let me get this straight-
sora : i'm gay.
alex :
alex : so let me get this in a curved path-

charli : what's your favorite type of candy?
levi : usually, my favorite is snickers. i like the peanuts with the chocolate and caramel-
levi ten minutes later : so that's why i like twix. what's yours?
charli : *snoring*

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