Inspired by a comment from mangojay on AO3! Remember Samuel. He's important for future chapters (by future I mean in the next two chapters)
'Rip that Bussy Aye'
Psycho(logy) Bitch: So Kaname
Psycho(logy) Bitch: How was that pipe?
Moronsexual: Die
Psycho(logy) Bitch: It's not my fault you're loud
Psycho(logy) Bitch: Actually nvm I'm like 99% sure he and Takehito have a contest on who can make us scream louder
Moronsexual: Somehow, I wouldn't be surprised
Foxy Mama: I feel this is crossing a line
Atsuwu: imao, we crossed it a long time ago
Great King: We crossed it once we started to go in detail on our sex lives
Starry Night: So basically, we're a bunch of horndogs
Tangerine: Yeah pretty much
Salt Not Suga: This is basically a chat where you can expose kinky/horny side without judgment
Himbo Enthusiast: Well in that case
Himbo Enthusiast: I once got off thinking about Bokuto's thighs
Saltybu: AKAASHI?!
HootHootMotherFucker: LMAO WHAT
DonewithyourShita: I just spit out my tea
Neko Atsume: Same, but for Kuroo
Kitten: KENMA? WHAT-
Mama Cat: I don't know how to feel
Neko Atsume: Why are you surprised.
Neko Atsume: I asked you about getting tailed buttplugs
Takachihoe: AYO
Seagull: Petplay?
Neko Atsume: Petplay.
Seagull: Same
Kitten: Same
Saltyshima 2.0: KUGURI IS INTO PETPLAY WHAT-
Kitten: I found it out after blowing him in a cat ear headband
Vodka Aunt: Reminds me of the time I bought Kaname a bunny ear one as a gift and the next day his voice was 'mysteriously' hoarse
Best Mom: How did we go back to my sex life
Vodka Aunt: Because your bf is horny af and I'm an enabler
Vodka Aunt: Speaking of which, I wonder if Sam got the vibrator and condoms I ordered him
Makeneko: Now why would you do that
Vodka Aunt: He's in a long-distance relationship. And he needs to get frustration out somehow.
Dog Tamer: Why the condoms then
Vodka Aunt: oh that's just out of spite
Vodka Aunt: I like making my step-mom think her 'precious' child is a nympho (and he kinda is)
Forgotten #1: I don't think a single box of condoms portrays that
Vodka Aunt: Single box? Nah, I sent him several
Vodka Aunt: Had to make sure it was abundantly clear
Vodka Aunt: I also bought a shit ton of novelty ones to give you guys
Himbo Enthusiast: No thanks, Boukto has enough already.
Himbo Enthusiast: He once used a glow in the dark one while we were fucking in the closet
Baby Owl: Why am I not surprised.
Neko Atsumu: Kuroo has some with video game jokes on them
Neko Atsumu: I am less than amused with them
Himbo Enthusiast: You still let him fuck you tho
Neko Atsumu: Your bf is just as dumb as mine tho
Himbo Enthusiast: Yeah
Himbo Enthusiast: Hence my screen name
For those wondering, my sister is doing better. She finally got transferred to the specialist hospital. Unfrontunally, we can only contact her at specific times. But at least she's getting better which makes me happy.
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Rip that Bussy Aye
HumorOikawa decided to make a group chat! What could go wrong? Everything. Everything could go wrong. From the latest chapter: Salt Not Suga: You haven't lived till you had sex in your car in an empty parking lot Himbo Enthisanist: You know what,,,,,,yea...