Clowny pov
Why why why why why why why why why why why why it's all my fault he dead I'm sorry foxy I didn't know it would be this bad it happened right Infront of me he was just lying down and a freaking foster cart broke loose and chopped him in half he told you you stupid Clown to call and get it fixed but no no listen to yourself and now look at what happened he's gone
Foxy pov
What happened where am I and wait is that doggy
Doggy-hey foxy
Foxy-but your dead
Doggy-yeah by my own bullet
Foxy-but the whole town thinks it's willow who shot you
Doggy-nope it was a ricochet red bulb that did me in
Penny-hey their bone head
Foxy-penny
Penny-in the flesh
Foxy-so how did you die
Penny-i was poisoned by my dad who has a pride complex bigger than his whisky bottle collection
Foxy-why would he poison you
Penny-that he didn't intent on doing he ment to poison my brother Georgie
Foxy-why would he do that
Penny-because something told him to
Foxy-what would tell him to do so
Penny-because he was jealous of georgie and tired to get rid of him
Foxy-why
Penny-because he was listening to his crotch and didn't like that Georgie was getting more attention than him besides he's a perv and cheated on mom with his ex
Foxy-so where is he now
Penny-don't know don't care
Foxy-so penny I was wondering
Penny-yes foxy we can date
Foxy-how did you
Penny-because you've been starring at my hips for the last five minutes but remember
Our species are incompatible meaning we'll have to adopt if you want to be a father
Foxy-so does a chinchilla sound like what a pig and fox would make
Penny-don't push it
Foxy-yes dear
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