Spongebob x squidward

at spongebobs house :)

SpongeBob dragged squidward into his bed "SpongeBob you cla- oh wait this is actually comfy" squidward said as SpongeBob tucked him in."SpongeBob kissed squidwards head."HEY WHAT WAS THAT" squidward said with his face even more red (wow is that even possible)"well it looked like you needed one I mean if I was sick I would want a kiss" SpongeBob said blushing."hah well would you still like a kiss even if your not sick I mean for me since I am sick"squidward whispered facing SpongeBob."well I mean I could but you know that would probably get me sick and we can't have that!!" SpongeBob pulled away from squidward as red as him."OH GOD HE HEARD ME"squidward thought panicked. "Gosh I'm fucking stupid" squidward said covering his face. "I guess lets just sleep i already embarrassed myself enough." He layed down on his side with his hands under his head and rested
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"Time to wake up squidward" SpongeBobs annoying voice/laugh awoken squidward. "A few more minutes please" squidward annoyed af. "A few more minutes my butt wake up!! I already made you soup and its hot ans you gotta eat it before it goes cold!"
Spongebob said trying to keep his anger in. "Who's the sick one me or you." Squidward said lifting his sleep mask then going back to bed "oh!..well guess your right!.." SpongeBob said obviously mad af as he spilled the hot boiling soup on top of squidwards dick. "Oops! My hand must've slipped here let me help!.." Spongebob grabbed his alarm clock and let it go on top of his dick and he watched squidward yell in pain. "Take advantage of me like that again itll be ten times worser." SpongeBob walked away like the maleboss he was. " why was that kinda hot.." Squidward mumbled to himself.
(ANOTHER TIME SKIP WHORES <333))
Squidward put on his own clothes it felt kinda nice to finally wear something he liked and not just pajamas all day yeah it was nice and comfy but pajamas are meant to be worn for nights not morning it doesn't hit the same way "finally i can get out of this ridiculous house." Squidward said as he opened the room door buttoning his shirt up..which is the only thing that man ever wears.."you leaving already?" SpongeBob said as he was tidying up his living room. "Yes I wouldn't want more soup spilled on me." Squidward said sarcastically "oh would you prefer something else spilling over your dick~" SpongeBob said as he lifted down his shorts. Squidwards face lightened up but soon his overexcitement turned into annoyance as SpongeBob bursted into laughter. "If you're gonna tease At least do it right." Squidward said he went up close to SpongeBob and starts unbuttoning his shirt slowly.