Snow White The Fairest of Them all

Chapter 20:Heart of Darkness part 2

Prince Charming came to and found himself tied to a tree. "Snow? You never told me you were into this sort of thing."
"I see you must been the man Rumpelstilskin who made me forgive ," Snow Said impassively. "What's your name again?
"Its me Charming."
"Charming? No iam understand why i took that poition
"I know, but it was a gift from my sweet-heart Charming Said.
"Then you're Sweet-Heart was dumb, too."
"I meant you!"
"No I'm no sweetie."
I'll say," Charming muttered. "I don't get it. True Love's Kiss should have changed you back into the gentle, loving softie that I first fell in love with."
"Thats beacuse I don't love you. I think you're lower than a toad covered in pond scum! The quasi-prince smirked. "You've said that before, baby. I didn't buy it then, and I don't buy it now."
"Words,Words,Words thats all love is I don't have time for a man in my life!" Snow sneered"You knows whats really matters to me actions and thats what iam going to do"
"Snow Please listen to me Don't kill her, ! I know life would be a lot easier with her out of the picture, but it would also be incredibly wrong its not how you want to be you're not this! Snow? Snow! Prince Charming struggled with his bonds. "This must be karmic retribution for the time I trapped Snow in that net.Jiminy Cricket fluttered up to him. "Hello"
"A talking foot-long cricket?" Charming blinked. "Okay, why the hell not?"
"Are you James?"
"No, but I'm the closest approximation of him you're going to find. Why?"
And you can listen name is Jiminy i have to tried to help Snow, but for a professional conscience, I'm surprisingly bad with moral guidance. Maybe you'll have better luck." He set to work painstakingly chewing through the fibers of Charming's Bonds.The ropes finally snapped. "Anyway, about your woman? She'll never be able to remember who you are until she remembers who she is. Charming clambered to his feet. "Jiminy, that's so insightful!
"Thanks. I got it from a fortune cookie.On a snowing Hill above the road, Snow drew back her bowstring. "Sic semper tyrannis, you equestrian dictator!"
NOOOOOOO!Prince Charming, throwing himself into the arrow's path.
"You again? That was idiotic!" Snow screamed, smacking him upside the head"why did you do that?
He staggered to his feet. "Well you Said that i peferd actions before words so now you are going to get both I love you, Snow. And I know you love me, even though you've never actually told me or even hinted to me that you do."
"That's ridiculous," Snow scoffed " i dont Love you i dont even rember you"
"I love you, Snow, and you can play hard-to-get all you like, but i wont to give up on you I'd rather die than let you're heart full of Darkness Charming Said.
"Die?" Snow rolled her eyes. "Isn't that a little melodramatic? Would you really die for me." She smiled weakly"None have ever been willing die for me"
"No one you dont rember" Charming Said she stroke his face gentle he took her chin and kissed her lips soft.
Snow White closed her eyes accept the kiss whithout protest she opend her eyes and whith the true loves kiss she remberd him.
"Charming? Snow White Said Happily and cried at the sametime.
"The one and only, baby!" Charming grinned. They leaned and kissed passionality he stoped when he get some pain "Snow, don't take this the wrong way, but I have an arrow protruding from my shoulder. I'm not really in the mood right now."
King George's Royal SWAT Team, who made bad timing and no sense of romance, charged in and tore the pair apart. "Prince James?
"Yes"Charming answered.He tore the arrow out of the quasi-prince's shoulder."Ow! I call police brutality on that!" Charming howled.The knights ignored him, wrestling him into the back of a paddy wagon. "You have the right to remain silent. If you refuse the right, I can and will kick the crap out of you." He motioned to his men. "Come on, fellas, leave the girl. It's not like she has any type of bounty on her head, or potential use to us as a hostage."
"Snow"!! Charming called on her. Snow made her up on her own feets on the ground "Charming"! I will found you i will always found you" Snow White Said i have to back to the dwarfs home and i will found you. Snow White shuffled guiltily into her friends' septuple bachelor pad, a sack of drinking steins in hand. "Hey, iam really sorry about all the Things i hade made , but just in case I have a relapse, I bought you all unbreakable mugs."
"Aw, I can never stay grumpy at you," Grumpy relented. "Its you Group hug!"
Snow White found herself covered in seven piles of heartwarming dwarfs. "Oof! Well, this has been nice, but I've go. King George has take Charming, and if i knowing him, it's going to be a rather lethal grounding. Grumpy shook his head wearily. "Seriously? You're going to break into King George's castle? We are comming with you"
"No , I dont want to that ..."
"Don't be silly," said Happy. "None of us have girlfriends, and there's no TV in here, so it's not like we have anything better to do."
"Not least whithout us, yes thats right We are comming now lets Show the King George what Snow White and Seven Dwarfs are really for.