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reminders to myself for later. they do not make sense.

other ideas-

'sam winchester, the boy with the demon blood'

sam doesn't know what a mom voice is

all the mirrors they broke back in season one

sam just has crayons on him at all times (whne they were interrongantign crowley)

'not me' 'or me' 'sam, of course, is an abomination'

'I'M A MONSTER, SAMMY' 'oh yeah? well look at THIS evidence'

building ikea furniture

'QUICK, SAM, THE PUPPY EYES' *puppy eyes* 'NOOOOOOOOOO'

when sam says go to hell goddamn it you go to hell because luci wants the best for his vessel

jared can pick up a grown man on his shoulder so tehrefore so can sam

an actual moose

hallucifer wasn't lying. 'You were starting to get used to it! It was boring! You wanted us to lay off Adam, we laid off Adam. Stuff happens.'

knight of hell dean tries to take over hell, sam realizes there's only one way to make sure dean doesn't fall that far down

lying to truth goddess

'haha i'm dating your brother' 'ohoho you better get ready for this, bucko'

fangirl shows up

'sammy why are there smudged burns in the shape of handprints on your calf' 'because cas doesn't use his back when he lifts mooses out of cages' 'excuse me'

i'm sorry but quite frankly i cannot be held accountable for ending the world even though it was me that did it.

'GODDAMN IT I DIDN'T SAVE YOUR LIFE FOR THIS ATTITUDE' 'I'VE NEVER MET YOU' 'YES BUT I SAVED EVERYONE'S LIVES SO YOU'RE JUST INCLUDED IN THAT, IT'S A PACKAGE'

'If I didn't know you, I would want to hunt you.'

'you couldn't possibly understand what it's like. i'm constantly angry, and it's- it's not natural anger, it's demonic. I'm demonic.' 'oh, WOW. okay. have you not been listening to me when I talk?' 'what?' '"you couldn't possibly understand." Dean, i go through that every day. I'm demonic, and i'm angry, and i'm fine. you'll work it out eventually.' 'w-work what out?' 'how to hide it.'

WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO

his powers are staticky, like teleporting really fast

'welcome to hell can i take your order' 'you're not gonna torture me?'

salt allergy but not, OH CRAP SALTWATER DEAN HELP

sam was born in hellllllllllll

john was a demon the whole time

'I'm human.' 'you're in denial. there's a difference.'

'I hate humans, I hate demons even more, I'm not a big fan of the other angels. That's why this is perfect! You're none of those things!' sam tries to ignore the 'not human' comment 'i'm a hunter.' 'oh, come on. what'd any hunter ever do for ya? you might be their hero, but you're their monster too. psychic, demon blood, freeing me. you're not like them. they're not like you.'

hunter society

sam still has powers (demon blood free!) but he doesn't tell anybody because but then abaddon shows up and dean is considering the first blade so sam goes demonic- dean is all 'if iid didn't know yoju i d wanna hunt yipu)

demon dean and soulless sam (black eyes bloody mouth)

kidnapper is all 'oh your mom said to pick you up' *sam breaks down into laughter*

school concerned that sammy's about to shoot 'em up

the threat of drinking blood

'sam, your eyes.' 'crapppppppppp. where're my contacts?'

going to hell either way

'i have  a riddle for you. soul or no soul- what's the difference?' 'what?' 'the façade of kindness.'

no trouble with extreme temp because hell

oh, yeah, team free will. so how come i don't get any?

'hey i dare you to make out with the squirrel' 'only if you make out with the moose'

'sam i swear. kali is in the past. you are my future' 'okay thank you but can we get out of this very dangerous situation and talk later?'

'GABE YOU'RE SO SHORT' 'NO I'M NOT IT'S JUST MY VESSEL GODDAMMIT'

Sam: 'your brother sucks, man. the friggin' worst.' Gabriel: 'yeah, well- yeah. yeah, you're right.'

gabriel riding on sam's shoulders

sam's a fully realized psychic but a nice one and he's a duo with gabriel 'GODDAMMIT GABRIEL I CAN HANDLE MYSELF' 'YEAH YOU WERE HANDLING YOURSELF REAL WELL ON THE #87 TUESDAY!' 'WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT ONE!'

?: We all make mistakes.
Sam: Yeah, but my only one was being me.
?: What?
Sam: Think about it. Being Lucifer's vessel? Just because I'm me. One of Azazel's chosen? Just because I'm Lucifer's vessel. Demon blood addiction? Just because I'm one of Azazel's chosen. Starting the apocalypse? Just because of the demon blood addiction. It's a loop.

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