Otis was extremely nervous, fastening a small black bow tie he put on for the occasion. There, the cow sat alone. In a busy and romantic restaurant with wine sitting by him. The wine was becoming room temperature, had he been stood up? Maybe it was all a mistake. Maybe, he shouldn't have even asked out Salty. I mean, he was way out of their league. What was the point if there was no chance of even being with him?
"Otis...?" A familiar voice interrupted. He looked up to meet eyes with Salty. So he hadn't been stood up! His shoulders visibly sank down as the stress washed away for the time being. "Oh, Salty! Thank goodness I thought I was getting ghosted. Or, you know, Cowed!" Otis laughed at his own stupid ass fucking lame joke. Salty pretended to laugh as well, sitting down at the table.
The table was small and round, just two seats. The tablecloth was fancy and laced making for a nice atmosphere accompanied by lit candles. Otis really went all out this time didn't he?
"So, how much was this place anyway? I hope you're not spending too much on me." Salty started, trying to get a conversation going. "Ah! Well, it did cost a pretty penny but it was worth it. When it comes to you, Salty... there's nothing I wouldn't do." Otis responded, making the other cow's heart melt. Otis put a hoof on the table, inching it closer to Salty's resting one.
Salty felt his face go red, also inching their hoof forward until they met in the middle of the table. They stared into eachothers eyes, swimming deep into the beautiful baby blue orbs Otis had.
"Hello! Welcome to Apple Bee's. Can I start you off with some drinks?" A waitress interrupted the two. This made salty and Otis jump back, Otis nervously rubbing the back of his neck with his hoof.
"Oh, yeah!" Otis said much like the funny signs in the funny cow game. "We already got drinks... I got us some wine." Otis mentioned to salty. "But, if they're ready I'm ready to order."
Salty nodded, looking up to the waitress. "We would like one comically large bowl of spaghetti please. Make the noodles extra long." The waitress hummed and jotted it down in a little notepad. She then hurried off after wishing them a nice meal.
A couple long minutes later the spaghetti arrived. The two took their forks and twirled them in the spaghetti like the dirty wrist flickers they are. Then taking the forks to their mouths. They started slurping on the noodles up until they realized... the noodle was connected! Like the funny moment from the lady and the tramp lol
Then, they both leaned forward... sucking down the noodle and nearing each other's faces. The heat radiating from Otis made Salty's cheeks flush. Just then, they met. An accidental kiss they supposed.
But, Otis remembered they were just shoving a whole ass noodle down their throats and started choking! Major turn off Otis. Party foul! Then Otis promptly keeled over and fucking died.
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At Last I See The Light (Saltydkdan x Otis)
RomanceA romantic candle light dinner between two cows, what could go wrong?