I munched on some cookies while I watched a broadcast of the hero's battles. I saw Sai getting ready to fight him. I wanted to do something, so I decided to interrupt the fight. I readied a portal and headed to the battlefield.
"Oi Sai, Hero! Stop fighting!" I exclaimed before turning to the hero. "Okay, so hero, what you're gonna do is get teleported out of here, then I'm gonna go do some cool stuff, k? I'll take silence as a yes, so... bye!"
I conjured a portal under the hero and his crew's feet. I watched them collapse into the portal before I shut it, and got ready.
"Yo, Sai! We're gonna go invade the elves!" I exclaimed.
I led Sai over to a portal that I had set up for Nova and Kuro. I stepped foot into the carriage they were sitting in. Nova hugged me and tackled me down onto the plush seat of the carriage.
"You've been gone for a whole day! You said you wouldn't be gone long!" He said squishing my cheeks in.
"Well, something came up, kay? Now, how close are we to the elves?" I replied.
"We are... about one hour away, High King Shiro," Our driver, Fox, replied.
I laid down on the seat and sighed, rubbing my grumbling tummy.
"Hungry... I should have eaten before coming here." I complained, groaning.
Bright light emerged inside the carriage in an instant.
"Okie! I got the stuff you asked for!" Kumi exclaimed
"Oh, I forgot to ask; how are you and Sai liking the new bodies?" I responded,
"Well, I love it! Sai seems too grumpy to answer at the moment." She said grinning.
After an hour we were at the elven and bee kingdom. According to Kuro, this 'elf queen' and 'bee queen 'rule together, making it the only kingdom on the continent that takes part in that system. I didn't care much for the fun fact all I could care about was getting some food.
"Fine, we'll stop by a restaurant before we raid the place," Kuro said.
We saw a burger place that looked pretty good, so we went inside and ordered. The food was good, even if almost anything is good if you're that hungry, and after we finished eating, the waiter asked us to pay. Kuro aimed a blast of fire at his head.
"Do you guys take decapitation as a payment method?" Kuro assertively said.
He didn't wait for an answer, because it wasn't too long before he blasted the waiter's head clean off while laughing.
"Let's raid the kingdom!" I exclaimed.
We started by having Nova blow away the entire building. The carriage showed its true form, a prototype mini mech I was working on. It took the shape of a car but the inside was filled with machinery.
"Oi! Fox, Kumi, Sai! You guys take the town, we're heading straight to the palace!" I yelled behind me as I summoned my skates and skated toward the palace. A group of guards noticed that I was the Shiro Greka and started rushing at us. Nova pulled out a dagger in the heat of the moment and pulverized them. I directed a large ice spear at the side of the palace in hopes of pure destruction. I hopped on telling Nova and Kuro to do the same. I launched us into one of the upper stories. Guards flooded the hallway and got ready to attack us. I grinned and rushed at them, kicking them down and stomping their heads in mercilessly. I grimaced for a moment when I realized that my socks were covered in blood.
"Nova~ Can you pass me the emergency boots... I soaked my socks..." I said.
Nova handed me a pair of black boots with fur at the top along with a pair of new thigh highs. I put them on while Nova and Kuro incinerated a chunk of the guards. I ran down the hall calling for Nova and Kuro to catch up to me. We taunted the guards using a bit of 'scandalous behavior', to say the least. Nova wasn't too happy but found their reactions funnily pleasing.
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Sometimes It's Fun to be the Bad Guy (Discontinued)
FantasíaBeing suddenly crowned high king of an entire nation isn't the only thing Shiro has to worry about. From a friend turned blood thirsty stalker to a crazy prince trying to date him. Shiro just doesn't get a break in the strange world he found himself...
