❤️Pick Up Lines💗

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A/n: I've been a little reluctant to do this one because of some sad memories, but I've been wanting to. The pick up line that's the most sad is: "are you a piece of cake 'cause you be lookin' like a snack." Ugh, I really loved her lol

Charlie:
"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one." - Both

Vaggie:
"I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together." - You

Alastor:
"Can I follow you home? My parents always told me to follow my dreams." - Both

Angel Dust:
"Do you have a switch? Cause baby, I wanna turn you on." - Both/either

Husk:
"Did it hurt when you fell?" - You
"Let me guess, when I fell from heaven?" - Him
"Did it hurts when you fell for me?" - You

Cherri Bomb:
"Well here I am, what are your other two wishes?" - Both/either

Blitzo:
"Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?" He would.

Loona:
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?" - You

Valentino:
"Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you." - Both/either

Sir Pentious:
"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be fine print." - You

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