Hxh Oneshots

1. Adult Trio go to middle school

( This is a coping method ;) )

"So, we're in these children bodies for the the day?" Illumi questioned, a hand on his small hip. "Yup, This should be fun~" Hisoka replied a hand slicked in his hair. "Mhm" Chrollo hummed in response to Hisoka's quote. They yawned, expecting to wake up in a Smalling child like form to go to school. How this happened, Killua ask nanika to turn them into kids and get them into a school, which she did with a bit of time. RING RING RING. As the alarm clock buzzed Illumi immediately woke up, taking adjustment to his smaller body, he still had long hair, so long that it reached his ankles, he was now the height of 5'4. [ I'm as tall as Kil..] He thought to himself, then walked into the bathroom to get showered and dressed. Soon enough the sound of the shower running woke Hisoka and chrollo up, they looked at the timer and immediately jumped out of bed. Hisoka's hair was down to make him look more normal, his makeup was removed, but he'd put the eyeliner back on at least. He stood at the height of 5'7, his heels would give him a boost to be the height of 5'9, he ran into the bathroom after Illumi. Chrollo was already dressed as he took a shower the night before, leaning on the door whilst reading a book. Hisoka took a long time because he wanted perfect eyeliner, but he walked out of the bathroom.
( The trio fits )

Illumi.

Hisoka.

Chrollo.

( Back to the story )
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They were quick to the bus as they all did still carry both nen and life training. As they walked up onto the bus they all got stares, well, Illumi and Hisoka. Chrollo looked more like the kid you'd see everyday, meanwhile Hisoka was showing his abs to everyone who stared because of his clothes, and Illumi had such long hair that back girls jealous, and he was wearing such fancy clothes for a damn middle school. Rumors spread wild fire about the new hot group of boys, some mistook Illumi for a girl until seeing his masculine figure. The trios schedule was - Spanish, Band, Language arts, gym, science, art, pre algebra, and history. The trio sat at the same table, as the work was passed out, Hisoka spoke French alot and knew a little much about Spanish, Illumi could speak the language fluently, so could chrollo, as much as he read. Pronounced as red. The task of the day was to speak a full sentence in Spanish related to the class, Illumi stood up and walked to the front of the class, his hair swaying from right to left and his footsteps unheard. Before he went up a popular girl was going, and she could barely say anything but she was cocky with it. As he stood up there, before the teacher gave him the sign to start, she called out. "Long emo haired rapunzel probably can only count in Spanish!~" She cooed, her little squad giggling while staring up at illumi. He did not show any signs of being bothered, nor did he respond, The teacher shushed them and gave Illumi the sign. "Esta clase es un grupo de mortales ignorantes que comparten una célula cerebral moribunda y se ponen nerviosos con cualquier contacto de un hombre o una mujer." ( This class is a bunch of ignorant mortals who share one dying brain cell, and get a boner over any contact from a male or a woman.) He said with no grammar problems. The entire class waiting for the translation, seeing as chrollo and Hisoka we're smiling, chrollo smiling because he personally believes it to be true, not to mention, Illumi slid a note to both of them, clarifying he wasn't speaking of them. The teacher was angry at this, but still found it funny, as she translated it. The class gasped, the popular group standing up and the girl getting all up in illumi's personal space, he wiggled around her and sat right back down. The way to obvious gay person, who always says 'purr, slay, grr, period, gurl' named prodigy walked up to him and began to rant about how he should smack his dumb ass, and how his hair makes him look fine but his eyes make him look like a bUG. Illumi just stared forward. After Hisoka and chrollo went so did the rest of the class, Hisoka simply praised the class to calm down the anger, whislt chrollo gave his blunt and honest opinion. He already had people simping, he was the chill one, Hisoka the flirty one, Illumi the blunt one. After class prodigy stoped Illumi half way down the hall, Hisoka and chrollo stopping with him, they didn't interfere because they knew just how strong Illumi was. They both slid back, as prodigy began to up his own ego. His friends telling him to rock his shit, so he swung at illumi, Illumi swiftly ducked to avoid it and pushed his arms back, so his back was a bit pressed against the floor, his leg swinging up as he kicked him square in the jaw, sending him upwards, and his head now stuck in the concrete, his jaw dislocated because illumi held back and didn't use nen, screaming filled the school, his friends long gone out of fear. Later that day Illumi was called to the office to be suspended but when they saw his last name they immediately just gave him 5 minutes in school detention. Well the first period, didn't go well what about band?

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